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View Profile for kinghihkinghih
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 05:54 PM
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OMG!!! That is about the funniest thing I've seen. Can someone PLEASE translate the conversation. Nothing like a woman that can HOLD her own...... So to speak

The 12-Steps are not part of a program, they are a way of life....

 
View Profile for junsanchez41junsanchez41
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 01:54 PM
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Comment in reply to kinghih's original comment

its also make me same as crazy as i am, it makes me laugh louder even im alone.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

 
View Profile for DD
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 09:14 PM
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Comment in reply to kinghih's original comment

[TRANSLATION]
I did as best as I could.

[Man] But please!
[Woman] (laughter) no.
[Man] Honestly...
[Woman] but...
[Man] What are you doing?
[Woman] Did you get angry now? I'm sorry, it was a joke.
[Man] Yeah, really funny...
[Woman] Come and sit down...It was only a joke. It wasn't that bad?
[Man] I wonder, what´s with you?
[Woman] I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again (Though it's really unclear what she says...)
[Man] I don't like it when you do that.
[Woman] Okey, I promise! Never again.
-Woman shakes his hands- (she says something more here, again, it's unclear)

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There was a hole here
but now it's gone...

 
View Profile for kinghihkinghih
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 10:55 PM
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Comment in reply to D's original comment

That's great, THANK YOU

The 12-Steps are not part of a program, they are a way of life....

 
View Profile for DD
Posted on Jul 14, 2005 at 03:57 AM
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Comment in reply to kinghih's original comment

Np mate (:

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 20, 2005 at 08:08 AM
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Comment in reply to D's original comment

Wow, that's cool. Thank you !!


I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for aerozeppelin13aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 19, 2005 at 12:03 PM
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Comment in reply to kinghih's original comment

she definatly has problems

hey

 
View Profile for HeywoodHeywood
Posted on Jul 13, 2008 at 08:02 AM
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Comment in reply to aerozeppelin13's original comment

"she definatly has problems"
No, she has a sense of humor equal to the typical guy. She'd be fun to hang out with, IMO.

I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde

 
View Profile for IceMan22XIceMan22X
Posted on Oct 28, 2005 at 06:00 PM
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Comment in reply to kinghih's original comment

i laught so hard my gut hurts. still chuckling. chuckle. funny word. i cant stop.

...and then there came yagger!

 
View Profile for khoa1020khoa1020
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 05:57 PM
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LMAO


 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 07:41 PM
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I'd get even.
I'd probably wait for her to fall asleep, and then I'd take a leak on her head.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for junsanchez41junsanchez41
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 01:57 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

hey, Monkey you really want to make it more worst.coz if you do that, maybe she will serve you in you breakfast a plate of her shit...

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 20, 2005 at 08:10 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

I'd clean my sneakers with her toothbrush !!

(I've done it before ... )

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jan 07, 2007 at 03:54 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

HER toothbrush?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jan 07, 2007 at 01:09 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Yes.

(This comment was modified on Jan 07, 2007 01:10 PM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for AunTimeAunTime
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:24 PM
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Thatz slick

"Someday the Dream Will End"

"I need a passport for my brain, my mind travels." -Papoose [Can't Stop the
Reign]

 
View Profile for preyingmantipreyingmanti
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:24 PM
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I have forwarded this to a friend in Norway. I'll get back with the translation.

When you fall face down in the mud, get up, wipe yourself off, and pretend it
was a facial

 
View Profile for junsanchez41junsanchez41
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 01:59 PM
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Comment in reply to preyingmanti's original comment

anyway, even just looking to the action made, it can make you scream and laugh.it can make you more crazy than her.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

 
View Profile for miss36ddmiss36dd
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:47 PM
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ROFLMAO!! That was soooo Kewl

Paris got 45 days.......

 
View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:58 PM
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The best revenge is always a Dutch Oven...



I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 10:12 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

LOL
Here in the wild west, being settled by mormon pioneers, we either call it a dutch oven, or a covered wagon.

Getting foof'd in the middle of the night is one of my greatest fears.

And I would get even.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Oct 09, 2005 at 07:09 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

getting ''foof'd'' i like that ,like pee pee!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for ramrockramrock
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 09:23 PM
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I"ll say it now as I have said before...FARTS ARE FUNNY!!!!!

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)


 
View Profile for weswes
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 10:22 PM
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After what I've done to my wife, she'd love to do it back to me :)

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

 
View Profile for junsanchez41junsanchez41
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 02:03 PM
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Comment in reply to wes's original comment

i dont want to do it to others coz i really dont like to do this to me. i really hates people doing this especially womens, its somewhat un-educational.but this jokes really makes me happy.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

 
View Profile for EvadrolEvadrol
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 09:52 AM
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What is a Dutch Oven? I tried looking it up but got a bunch of pots a pans... and ovens, who knew?

Now that you have seen "The Ring", you will die in Seven Decades.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 20, 2005 at 08:07 AM
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Comment in reply to Evadrol's original comment

A dutch oven is when you fart in bed & then immediately pull the covers over the other person's head.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for LooS_RCLooS_RC
Posted on Jun 22, 2006 at 09:26 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

i thought that was done just because u were cheap and dind't want to share

!!!!!CARPE DIEM!!!!!
!!!!!WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARDUST!!!!!

 
View Profile for aerozeppelin13aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 12:47 PM
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a few mabey like 5 or 6 i can name

hey

 
View Profile for junsanchez41junsanchez41
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 01:49 PM
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LOL, i hate womens doing like that.but very nice jokes.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 20, 2005 at 08:15 AM
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Comment in reply to junsanchez41's original comment

Is english your second language, by any chance ??

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for junsanchez41junsanchez41
Posted on Jul 20, 2005 at 12:08 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

yes, it is but i sometimes cant understand what the real thought of someone is talking about.sorry for that, im really not good or im not perfect about english.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Oct 09, 2005 at 07:12 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

teehe!!! good 1 sarah!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for manguymanguy
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 01:56 PM
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Yes finally...FART jokes!!! coolness


 
View Profile for DD
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 09:05 PM
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I'm fro mSweden and I an translate it if ye wish (:

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View Profile for manguymanguy
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 09:28 PM
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Comment in reply to D's original comment

Go for it D. I've translated it my self and my verion goes like this.

man: Holly shit bitch what did you eat?!!!

women: What the fuck do you care, I give you anal sex almost every night.

man: What? We havn't done that for the last couple of weeks!!!

woman: Well that's why I had to fart, to remind you my ass is getting tight.

man: I wouldn't mind so much it didn't stank like the bows of hell. I'm suppose to do all the farting, I am the man after all. You make me feel like a little girlie man everytime you do that.

woman: Oh i'm so sorry for making you feel like my bitch. I promise I won't do it again. Please forgive me? Come on, shake my shit covered hand. SUCKA!!!!!!


 
View Profile for DD
Posted on Jul 14, 2005 at 03:57 AM
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Comment in reply to manguy's original comment

Hahaha, I think you over did my one (:


/D - The Swede!

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View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 20, 2005 at 08:17 AM
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Comment in reply to manguy's original comment


That was funny !
You have a wild imagination, manguy !!






(This comment was modified on Jul 20, 2005 08:17 AM)

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for manguymanguy
Posted on Jul 20, 2005 at 03:05 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

No... really, that's what they are saying. Ok you're right I am using my imagination. I made it all up...


 
View Profile for VeritasVeritas
Posted on Jul 15, 2005 at 11:50 AM
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hilarious..i wish my gf would do that to me


 
View Profile for aerozeppelin13aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 15, 2005 at 12:10 PM
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Comment in reply to Veritas's original comment

mine too, i wish my gf would do stuff like the girl in the video

hey

 
View Profile for sagosensagosen
Posted on Jul 18, 2005 at 10:56 AM
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Comment in reply to aerozeppelin13's original comment

Ey, there ARE fart-porno available online you fartlovers! Wahhaa..

To be honest, I'm norwegian and I didn't even catch that they spoke swedish at first cos of the noisy recording!!

Tho the second translation was closest to the truth, hehehe!


 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 20, 2005 at 08:14 AM
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Comment in reply to aerozeppelin13's original comment

I thought that you said that you were married ...

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for lucyharperlucyharper
Posted on Jul 19, 2005 at 11:26 AM
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very un-ladylike!

http://brawl-hall.com/forums/uploads/3966545f9b76aea61f.jpg
http://nakedwhores.sultryserver.com/index.htm
'sweet dreams are made of these'

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 21, 2005 at 01:30 AM
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Comment in reply to lucyharper's original comment

Is that a picture of you in your profile ?

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for lucyharperlucyharper
Posted on Jul 21, 2005 at 07:44 AM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

yeah, that's me.

http://brawl-hall.com/forums/uploads/3966545f9b76aea61f.jpg
http://nakedwhores.sultryserver.com/index.htm
'sweet dreams are made of these'

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 21, 2005 at 02:37 PM
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Comment in reply to lucyharper's original comment

Oh, okay. I was just curious.



I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for lucyharperlucyharper
Posted on Jul 21, 2005 at 08:35 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Do you have a pic?

http://brawl-hall.com/forums/uploads/3966545f9b76aea61f.jpg
http://nakedwhores.sultryserver.com/index.htm
'sweet dreams are made of these'

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 21, 2005 at 10:58 PM
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Comment in reply to lucyharper's original comment

I don't have any pictures of myself on a digital camera. Only regular film.

I'm sorry !!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for preyingmantipreyingmanti
Posted on Jul 25, 2005 at 02:49 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

Here is the translation: Guy:"No, please, seriously, what are you doing?" Girl:"Are you angry? I'm sorry, it was just a joke." Guy (sarcastically):"Yeah, it was real funny." Girl:"Come sit down, it's not that big a deal." Guy (sits down):"What's wrong with you?" Girl;"I'm sorry, I promise I won't do anything like that again." Guy:"I don't appreciate you doing things like that." Girl:" O.K. I promise, never again. Honey, forgive me, I'll be nicer O.K.?" Guy (takes her hand):" O.K."

When you fall face down in the mud, get up, wipe yourself off, and pretend it
was a facial

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 25, 2005 at 06:24 PM
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Comment in reply to preyingmanti's original comment

thank you !!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for preyingmantipreyingmanti
Posted on Jul 25, 2005 at 06:54 PM
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Comment in reply to Sarah's original comment

My thanks to Kristen, my friend in Lillehammer.

When you fall face down in the mud, get up, wipe yourself off, and pretend it
was a facial

 
View Profile for SarahSarah
Posted on Jul 26, 2005 at 02:39 AM
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Comment in reply to preyingmanti's original comment

Tell her that I said thank you as well !


I don't hang out here much anymore...

 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Aug 14, 2005 at 09:50 AM
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That's funny, I guess that'sgetting even for something else of his smelling.

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Oct 06, 2005 at 09:10 PM
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made me smile,,!FOL!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on Oct 09, 2005 at 07:51 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

FOL?!?!?

Is that "Fart out loud?"

AHAHAHA!!!

I'm going to use that, if you don't mind.

That made me laugh.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Oct 09, 2005 at 07:58 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

2 right!!! i dont mind at all mate!!!!!!!!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for opemanopeman
Posted on Nov 17, 2005 at 12:09 PM
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I fell out of my chair. That is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I would have to get revenge for that though. I would fart on her in the bed or something.

Can't we all just get along?

 
View Profile for LooS_RCLooS_RC
Posted on Jun 22, 2006 at 09:30 AM
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Comment in reply to opeman's original comment

even worse ...give a wet fart!!!

!!!!!CARPE DIEM!!!!!
!!!!!WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARDUST!!!!!

 
View Profile for wanna_cookiewanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 27, 2006 at 08:26 PM
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