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JackAndCoke
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:38 AM
163 tokens, 4.79 days wasted

WHY?,, WHY?

(This comment was modified on May 22, 2006 09:39 AM)

Avoid hangover, stay drunk.

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shandyboy
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:44 AM
52 tokens, 18.6 hours wasted

yeah, but imagine the buzz you get from it!

shandyboy
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JackAndCoke
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 10:23 AM
163 tokens, 4.79 days wasted

Comment in reply to shandyboy's original comment

i'd rather to get that buzz in more conventional ways (if u know what i mean)

Avoid hangover, stay drunk.

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Phoenix_84
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 10:11 AM
2,200 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

I;m just curious as to what they were thinking when they did this

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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Arch
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 12:29 PM
2,969 tokens, 1.61 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

"If I wrap my dick in foil then stick it in a socket, I can sue the electric company for damages!!!"

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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likeaneagle
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 02:10 PM
14,178 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

too much wanking,, way too much!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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jackhammer
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 05:40 PM
772 tokens, 5.12 days wasted

Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

WHAT'S WANKING....whinning?

semmer down now....

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TacoMan5000
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 08:20 PM
1,201 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

Comment in reply to jackhammer's original comment

wanking: noun; australian/european slang for the following: masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, jacking off, jerking off, jilling off, beating the meat, etc etc etc.

now...WHAT IN THE SEVEN CIRCLES OF HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU YOU FUCKING JACKASS?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT WOULD POSSESS YOU TO DO THAT?!?! CHRIST ON A CRUTCH, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem*

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

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likeaneagle
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 10:11 PM
14,178 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

Comment in reply to jackhammer's original comment

beating the meat, choking the chicken or self pleasure!

The following image was attached:

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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SoR_AWC
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 01:59 PM
7,179 tokens, 1.02 months wasted

its the only stimulation Ashton Kutcher can feel after Bruce Willis stepped on his dick.

(This comment was modified on May 22, 2006 04:45 PM)

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CroNuS
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 03:44 PM
948 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

some people just need to keep it in their pants

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire

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videophotog
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 04:18 PM
17,040 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

At last a way for these morons to stop breeding!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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winglesangel
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 05:37 PM
946 tokens, 4.65 days wasted

Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

my thoughts exactly!!!!!!!!!!!

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

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Emme
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:18 PM
873 tokens, 2.6 days wasted

Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

I second that emotion!!!

Speaking My Mind - Emme ;-)
http://360.yahoo.com/emme515
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, but Hope looks up.

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Gatorbait
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:19 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

Can I get an Amen for the brother? Amen

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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rasec1736
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 08:05 PM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

i just cant find a reason why anyone could do somethin like that

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
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yankaneck
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:14 PM
44 tokens, 11.22 hours wasted

was this guy dropped on his head after he was born? it is obvious that he has no common sense. damn, he's an idiot! i bet he has permanently disabled any swimmers he had, which is probably a good thing, we have enough dumbassses in this world, without guys like him reproducing.

Life is 10 % of what happens to you and 90 % of how you react to it!

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Emme
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:20 PM
873 tokens, 2.6 days wasted

Comment in reply to yankaneck's original comment

You got that right!!!!

Speaking My Mind - Emme ;-)
http://360.yahoo.com/emme515
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, but Hope looks up.

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szabo
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:47 PM
237 tokens, 2.47 days wasted

Comment in reply to yankaneck's original comment

amen. alert darwin. put more chlorine in his gene pool.

Never argue with an idiot. First they bring you down to their level and then
beat you with experience. Anon.....

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Fox_Logan
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 08:26 PM
499 tokens, 4.56 days wasted

Comment in reply to yankaneck's original comment

maybe he thoguht he could super charge them lol

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If you can not say anything nice, DONT SAY IT AT ALL

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Celeste
Posted on May 31, 2006 at 03:46 AM
895 tokens, 1.17 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to yankaneck's original comment

Too cheap for a vasectomy?

Peace, Love and Cheesecake

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mellowkat
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:15 PM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

oh my good golly gosh!!!

oh well at least thats one dickhead that wont be putting in his contribution to the gene pool. And i think the good man above for that!!!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

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Emme
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:22 PM
873 tokens, 2.6 days wasted

Comment in reply to mellowkat's original comment

Maybe we can get more morons to do the same!!!!

Speaking My Mind - Emme ;-)
http://360.yahoo.com/emme515
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, but Hope looks up.

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Gatorbait
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:22 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

A candidate for the Darwin Awards. No contributions to the gene pool for you!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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dnilel
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 05:31 PM
172 tokens, 1.72 days wasted

Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

this proves there is no god... god would never create someone this stupid

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Gatorbait
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 09:51 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to dnilel's original comment

I was just going to ignore this, but I cant.. You are very wrong if you think there is no God. God creates all creatures, and in His infinite wisdom makes some smart, some dumb, some strong, some weak. It is the duty of the smart and the strong to look after the weak, and the dumb. We need to look after idiots like the one in this video, and the clueless, like yourself.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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videophotog
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 10:30 PM
17,040 tokens, 1.99 months wasted

Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

I Fully agree with you Gator!

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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Immoral
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:36 PM
327 tokens, 1.8 days wasted

3 words : What THe Fuck ????

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lego2211
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 10:04 PM
175 tokens, 8.13 hours wasted

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

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grofty
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 10:25 PM
13 tokens, 11.18 hours wasted

Is this the new way to save on electricity? pain=savings? the lights went out right? heck thats a whole kilowatt! or more! now were did I put MY aluminum foil? hmmmm

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alex657684
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 12:36 AM
11,787 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

the screaming was funny.......

dumbass

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Sarah
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 03:07 AM
11,930 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

WHAT

THE

FUCK

???

I don't know much about clothes. But, my hair looks feirce !!!
-RuPaul

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demongurl100
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 10:42 AM
37 tokens, 8.55 hours wasted

That should be the punishment for pedophile

Perv and Pedos need not apply!!!!

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vicster
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 08:27 AM
113 tokens, 15.4 hours wasted

Comment in reply to demongurl100's original comment

THAT'S WHAT I CALL FORWARD THINKING !! WITH IDEAS LIKE THAT YOU DESERVE A MEDAL

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TGI420
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 03:47 AM
1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted

Comment in reply to demongurl100's original comment

AGREED!

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

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txqtee03
Posted on May 26, 2006 at 03:19 PM
170 tokens, 1.22 days wasted

Comment in reply to demongurl100's original comment

DEMONGURL100 FOR PRESIDENT

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."

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TGI420
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 12:58 PM
1,163 tokens, 4.38 days wasted

this guy shouldve just pissed into the outlet. i hope it fried it to the point it cant be used again.
i dont see how anyone could possibly get bored enough to try something like that...

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

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Headspin
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 09:18 PM
28 tokens, 4 hours wasted

OK..What the h~ll was that moron thinking?!

Craig Headspin
Struck by lightning twice
Disabled due to many different health issues

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Headspin
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 09:19 PM
28 tokens, 4 hours wasted

OK....WHY?!

Craig Headspin
Struck by lightning twice
Disabled due to many different health issues

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Headspin
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 09:20 PM
28 tokens, 4 hours wasted

OK........why?!

Craig Headspin
Struck by lightning twice
Disabled due to many different health issues

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gryffindor84
Posted on May 26, 2006 at 12:35 AM
671 tokens, 1.66 days wasted

He is dumb! Why would he do that?

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lelos
Posted on May 26, 2006 at 11:45 AM
535 tokens, 1.86 days wasted

what a tard

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viktoria_ja
Posted on May 27, 2006 at 12:34 PM
1,028 tokens, 2.9 days wasted

now that was sad and rilly disturbing

Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell

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okidude
Posted on May 28, 2006 at 11:37 PM
162 tokens, 1.98 days wasted

i think dr. phil told him to do that

Can I?

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PANCAKES
Posted on May 29, 2006 at 02:48 PM
236 tokens, 21.25 hours wasted

This video just shows that god has a sense of humor. I wonder what god would say if he saw this on his 36 foot LCD T.V.

"Ha, you morons,I give you tinfoil, electricity, and this is how you repay me?!?! Give me the number to his gaurdian angel... Tell that damn angel to make sure the Ambulance "happens" to fall off a cliff. That human piece of garbage would make Satan weep. I vomited and there was this guy with tin foil on his junk......this just sickens me.

Well she turned me into a newt..
A newt??
(long pause).... I got better..

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wickedclown
Posted on Jun 11, 2006 at 03:03 PM
191 tokens, 8.65 hours wasted

wow i dont evin know why you would want to try tht at all the pain tht that woud enduce would be tramendus ohh big miss spelled word bonus

"we will never die alone.."'

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 03:23 AM
12,826 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

Just how stupid is this asshole.....

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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