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Dnice5150
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 09:14 AM
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Good God!!

Kids learn from this!

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smiley_ie
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 09:20 AM
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Comment in reply to Dnice5150's original comment

Well there goes the kids !

"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

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Evadrol
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 10:19 AM
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Comment in reply to smiley_ie's original comment

Oh please... like he deserves to breed anyway... what a dumbass

Now that you have seen "The Ring", you will die in Seven Decades.

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miss36dd
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 03:06 PM
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Comment in reply to Evadrol's original comment

Really!!! Stupid people should not breed.

Paris got 45 days.......

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LooS_RC
Posted on Jun 21, 2006 at 08:47 AM
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Comment in reply to miss36dd's original comment

and who r we to make this decision?????

!!!!!CARPE DIEM!!!!!
!!!!!WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARDUST!!!!!

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 10:38 AM
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Comment in reply to smiley_ie's original comment

he does not deserve kids

hey

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Dm0nic
Posted on Jan 22, 2006 at 01:41 PM
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Comment in reply to Dnice5150's original comment

hahahaha i will do that....on my head!!! "thats not stoopid"

when hell is full the dead will walk the earth

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wes
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 10:18 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

What an absolute moron...
never NEVER hold that stuff!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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joe
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 10:42 AM
80,896 tokens, 3.04 months wasted

I think the screenshot of this is hilarious. I'm waiting for Monkey's ow3n3d image to be posted.

Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more,
yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

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Monkey
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 10:57 PM
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Comment in reply to joe's original comment

http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/5756/learned5wf .jpg

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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Katt
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 11:00 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Beauty.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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Monkey
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 11:07 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

I wish there was more video of his friends screaming and him writhing in pain for being a dumbass.

I had friends that used to shoot roman candles at each other, and me being me, I knew better. No one ever got hurt, but I wasn't around anyway.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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mcnallyex78
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 05:50 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

very Nice.

Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, really really hurts.
Friedrich Nietzsche, The Twilight of the Idols (1899)

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Bad-example
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 11:01 AM
28 tokens, 40 mins wasted

Is that an old fashion 4th. of July Red-neck Bar-B-Q? Grilled Johnson...I'm still in pain, and I was just a viewer...

The only new things in this world is the history you don't know! Let us not
forget, that man does not live on bread alone....He needs a little peanut butter
now and then...

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koala
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 11:02 AM
582 tokens, 1.54 days wasted

That was cocky and stupid at the same time. He prolly had to suffer from extreme pain.

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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junsanchez41
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 01:00 PM
956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

you know people who want something new in their live. thats what happen, they want to discover anything which we can say a strange thing..

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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junsanchez41
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 01:26 PM
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im thinking that only kids always addicted to computer games, but im wrong, because this shows a message that age doesnt matter.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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koala
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 01:36 PM
582 tokens, 1.54 days wasted

This kid probably suffered of extreme cock damages after that.
Hope he will be alright, he is stupid bit didn't wanted to hurt anybody on this one .

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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koala
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 01:37 PM
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Damn, he literally blowed

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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manguy
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 01:39 PM
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That's what happens when you f**k around to much. He did not know that was gonna happen. Funny!!!

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koala
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 01:46 PM
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Comment in reply to manguy's original comment

i'd like to see what's after so much

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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manguy
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 03:01 PM
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Comment in reply to koala's original comment

Yeah, I agree... I was hoping for more footage. damn those idiots!!! Why they turn off the camera we will never know.

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koala
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 09:14 PM
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Comment in reply to manguy's original comment

lol, to rescue their friend man ....
I was suffering of extreme pain.

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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kinghih
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 05:58 PM
331 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Somebody please tell me what the hell is wrong with our kids,............. he should have held it with two hands, the idiot.....

The 12-Steps are not part of a program, they are a way of life....

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miss36dd
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:42 PM
332 tokens, 1.25 days wasted

Newest thing in Texas.
A do it yourself Vasectomy.

Paris got 45 days.......

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koala
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 09:28 PM
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Comment in reply to miss36dd's original comment

That was a dickectomy man

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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koala
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 09:24 PM
582 tokens, 1.54 days wasted

Thats not stupid!...it will hurt so much...OH MY....
ouuuup!!!

(This comment was modified on Jul 12, 2005 09:27 PM)

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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ramrock
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 09:27 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

Gee you can almost smell his crotch burning...STUPID STUPID STUPID

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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Anarchy_Man
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 11:26 PM
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And to think the first words you hear are no it's not stupid heh heh heh some day the stupid hairless monkeys will inherit the world

Everybody lies but it rarely matters because nobody listens

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koala
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 10:21 AM
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Comment in reply to Anarchy_Man's original comment

Thats not stupid!...it will hurt so much...OH MY....
ouuuup!!!

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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Evadrol
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 10:03 AM
94 tokens, 16.43 hours wasted

hmmm... after watching it again, I can almost swear I know the person saying "it's gonna hurt so much".

Now that you have seen "The Ring", you will die in Seven Decades.

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koala
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 10:22 AM
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Comment in reply to Evadrol's original comment

I don't think so, it's a friend of mine .

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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Evadrol
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 11:57 AM
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Comment in reply to koala's original comment

You never know, I could know him, is his name Matt?

Now that you have seen "The Ring", you will die in Seven Decades.

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koala
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 04:47 PM
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Comment in reply to Evadrol's original comment

OMFG yes, it's Matt !!
i simply can't belive it!
But why don't we know the other guy?

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 05:24 PM
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Comment in reply to koala's original comment

you actually know that fool

hey

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Evadrol
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 05:36 PM
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Comment in reply to koala's original comment

Could be a coincedance (sp) is his full name Matt Pankey?

If yes, that's cool, I never really spent much time around him, he recently went into the air-force..... anyways, get back to me if that's his full name.

Now that you have seen "The Ring", you will die in Seven Decades.

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 05:41 PM
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Comment in reply to Evadrol's original comment

but he is sorta an idiot anyway, i mean who in there right mind would ever do that sorta thing

hey

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Evadrol
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 05:44 PM
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Comment in reply to aerozeppelin13's original comment

Actually, the guy I might know isn't the one getting shot in the balls, but he's either the camraman, or a spectator

Now that you have seen "The Ring", you will die in Seven Decades.

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 05:46 PM
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Comment in reply to Evadrol's original comment

ohhh

i did not know

i thought you did know the guy getting shot

sorry my bad

hey

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Evadrol
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 05:48 PM
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Comment in reply to aerozeppelin13's original comment

meh, it's ok

Now that you have seen "The Ring", you will die in Seven Decades.

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koala
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 05:45 PM
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Comment in reply to Evadrol's original comment

Prolly, i thought his name was Matt Punky.

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 05:47 PM
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Comment in reply to koala's original comment

what does prolly mean

hey

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Evadrol
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 05:47 PM
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Comment in reply to koala's original comment

Tell me all you can about him... and include a picture if you can.

Now that you have seen "The Ring", you will die in Seven Decades.

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 10:36 AM
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OMG that guy is a total, 100% idiot

hey

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Klass34
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 12:43 PM
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It the box was wrong rum for the idiot!

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mcnallyex78
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 05:58 PM
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#44

....plz, don't ban me.

Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, really really hurts.
Friedrich Nietzsche, The Twilight of the Idols (1899)

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Katt
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 06:07 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Comment in reply to mcnallyex78's original comment

At least you're ONLY #44.

And you're not ALL 44.

comment whoring

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 06:35 PM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

what do you mean by #44???

hey

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mcnallyex78
Posted on Jul 14, 2005 at 07:11 AM
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Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

*can't remember the last time he made a top five* ...I guess I'm UN- cool. LOL.

Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, really really hurts.
Friedrich Nietzsche, The Twilight of the Idols (1899)

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D
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 06:39 PM
136 tokens, 12.93 hours wasted

Still, would be more fun if the video was longer. I would like to see his pain.

--
There was a hole here
but now it's gone...

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preyingmanti
Posted on Jul 20, 2005 at 11:50 AM
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Comment in reply to D's original comment

I'd like to see the ER pictures. And maybe some the recontructive surgery too!

When you fall face down in the mud, get up, wipe yourself off, and pretend it
was a facial

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PandieKray
Posted on Oct 30, 2005 at 07:47 AM
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Moroooooooooooooooooons...........

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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lego2211
Posted on Dec 31, 2005 at 05:27 AM
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ow! umm.......that must have hurt...he thinks hes so cool

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

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wanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 27, 2006 at 11:24 PM
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who was the smart one

save the chief

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Garf
Posted on Mar 04, 2006 at 11:39 PM
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Damn good thing he knew which direction to point it.

If he held that backwards...

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szabo
Posted on May 01, 2006 at 09:13 PM
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A future Darwin Candidate.

(This comment was modified on May 01, 2006 09:23 PM)

Never argue with an idiot. First they bring you down to their level and then
beat you with experience. Anon.....

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