Postmark Posted on Jul 01, 2005 at 08:14 PM 86 tokens, 17.87 hours wasted
I tried that once when a young woman walked out of a bridal shop with her wedding dress. Friggin' cops didn't buy it for a second.
Other attempts have included:
*Wheelchairs (The cops arensted the guy who could stand! Me!)
*Oxygen tents (The MAN has it in for us chain smokers!)
*Methodone (Well, they just got lucky that the victim wasn't jacked up too much to pick me out in a line up!)
I plan on trying this again at an upscale dry-cleaner (I hope they don't notice the combat boots and jet black dyed hair), and at a Kwanza giveaway!
Wish me luck!
"I used to think my brain was the most fascinating organ in my body. Then I realized...look at who's telling me this." - Emo Phillips
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.