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19 comments | Posted by aph21 50 months ago
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View Profile for rodzillarodzilla
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 06:08 PM
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HAHHAHAHA! fill that thing up with dirty hippies for monkey!


 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 10:22 PM
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Comment in reply to rodzilla's original comment

LOL
Jumping that van took a little more thought and gumption than the typical pack of unwashed hippies have. They'd be worried about burning those precious extra ounces of fossil fuels, plus, if they trash their van, what are they going to go out hunting mushrooms in? They sure as shit aint gonna walk.

I've done almost that very thing in a 2wd Ford Ranger. I was the passenger, and scared shitless. Jumping tracks with some asshole behind the wheel isn't a good idea.

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View Profile for rodzillarodzilla
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 10:33 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

we used to routinely do that in a '81 rabbit at this one traffic light where there was a crown in the road that intersected our path. rather than wait for the light, we would see the green as we were coming around the sweeping bend in the road before the light and then and hammer down (all 53 screamin' ponies of naturally aspirated diesel power). my brother got like 30 feet of air once.

we called the routine "air rabbit".


 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 11:50 PM
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Comment in reply to rodzilla's original comment

Oh yes...the naturally aspirated diesel engine. I do believe my sister had a Peugot that was that way. A somewhat over sized turd with seating for 2 1/2.

The one time my "friend" decided we were JUMPIN TRACKS (as he used to announce it) he drove to a set he had just found where the tracks were literally 10 feet higher than the normal road surface, and the road had a very steep slope on either side. He hits this fucker in 2nd gear, and for a split second as the rear end kept climbing as the front end sort of just hugged the road I think I felt the front bumper scrape. Then as we went down the other side I remember thinking "holy shit we didn't go end over end"

Thats about the time I stopped hanging out with him.
Later on he found a grocery store with a small dirt lane behind it. There as if God himself put it there, a dirt jump big enough for a truck.

He hits this jump, buries the bumper into the ground hard enough on landing that the impact sensor on the fuel pump cuts out leaving him stranded until he figured out how to reset it.

I'll tell you the story about his girlfriend that liked to go mud bogging another day. That day was actually fun.

(This comment was modified on Feb 09, 2006 11:52 PM)

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View Profile for AreolaAreola
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 06:23 PM
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Good thing the puddle was there, it slowed thm down....

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Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 06:43 PM
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Would've been more awesome if that puddle was somewhat deeper...

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Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 06:55 PM
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cool

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View Profile for wanna_cookiewanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 08:09 PM
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nice van

save the chief

 
View Profile for WileyWeaselWileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 20, 2006 at 12:38 AM
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Comment in reply to wanna_cookie's original comment

They just don't build them like that anymore....

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View Profile for BrianbBrianb
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 08:12 PM
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im king


 
View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 08:25 PM
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That had to be aph behind the wheel

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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 10:56 PM
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Comment in reply to Gatorbait's original comment

I would definetly like to try.. we did some things like this with my demolition car once.

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Feb 09, 2006 at 10:18 PM
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Wow...I haven't seen one of those in ages. Go VW!!!

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View Profile for DugunzDugunz
Posted on Feb 10, 2006 at 08:11 AM
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I finished off my 1984 chevy celeberty by jumping train tracks. It was well worth the loss.

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View Profile for dingledingle
Posted on Feb 10, 2006 at 04:16 PM
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heehee :-) As the owner of a VW van, I can easily live vicariously through these guys. lord knows if I ever took my vanagon off a jump I'd shatter it into the heavens.

I think it would have been sweeter if the water swallowed the van up...........silent moments pass...........and it emerges at the other end of the puddle beeping :-D

i guess i have a light on my head.


 
View Profile for CBCB
Posted on Feb 10, 2006 at 11:56 PM
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I would have wanted to do it again!!

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View Profile for weswes
Posted on Feb 20, 2006 at 06:54 PM
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Those old VWs were pretty tough, not for that stuff though...

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Posted on Feb 26, 2006 at 07:56 PM
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Drivers Wanted?

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View Profile for RadicaldylanRadicaldylan
Posted on Mar 27, 2006 at 09:32 PM
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honk honk
ladies at the wheel

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is to understand me...

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