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View Profile for unprounpro
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 08:10 AM
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should had waited a bit more longer...

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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 08:38 AM
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Stupid people like that should get whats coming to them.

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 09:17 AM
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That must have been a British or a French train. Here in the enamoured US, trains have to stop if someone is on the tracks. Even if the person runs across the tracks in front of the train, its supposed to stop.

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View Profile for SpammoSpammo
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 09:22 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Trains in the UK do generally try and stop if people are on the tracks to, however, if you have a retard like this who jumps from the bushes in front of an express train travelling 90 mph then they don't really have much choice!

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Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 09:36 AM
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Comment in reply to Spammo's original comment

Well, with that being said, if the train were to hit him, the engineer wouldn't know at least here in the US, unless the train is built like a British car, which in that case, the train would just fall off the tracks.

If he wouldn't hit his brakes when he sees the person on the tracks how would he hit his brakes if he hit the person?

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View Profile for SpammoSpammo
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 11:05 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Even if he hit the brakes just as he had seen him then I don't think that 20 feet is really enough track for a train that heavy going at that speed to be able to stop.

Anyway, moral of the story, the guy is an idiot!

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View Profile for nos_slivednos_slived
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 11:09 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

It takes a train something like double it's length to come to a complete stop, so even if it tried to stop, it couldn't. The train is so close when the guy jumps out, it would've hit him at full speed even if they hit the brakes and started the reverse engine.

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 12:12 PM
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Comment in reply to nos_slived's original comment

I know how long it takes a train to stop. That isn't the point. A train takes miles if its a loaded freight train. My cousin is an engineer for Union Pacific, and I've watched trains and been a fan of trains since I was around 3...so...27 years?

My point is, the engineer is supposed to hit the emergency brakes, and get the train stopping if there is a person on the track because most trains have a 20FT blind spot or more, and he would have no idea if he hit someone. In the case he hits someone he has to be stopped because its a scene of an accident.

He doesn't know if that guy got off the track or not. The engineer sees whats in front of him starting at around 15-20 feet, and can see nothing to the side unless he's hanging out the window, and if its within that 15 foot mark, he can't see it in front of his own train.

And since a train weighs so much, and is SOLID steel, if he hits a fucking car, it barely makes any noise. A person would make NO noise.

Thats my point.
Its not like driving in a car lolololol. Its much different.

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Posted on Sep 02, 2005 at 01:18 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

You watched 3 seconds of a clip. how can you tell anything from this? he barely had a time to blow the horn. You should obtain longer clip before making the statement


 
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Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 09:17 AM
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His parents must be so proud ?

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 09:23 AM
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I've seen this video before, but thanks to Joe for slowing it down! You can clearly see at the end, the train actually nails his trailing foot. I hope it broke his ankle.

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Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 09:31 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

Shame it was'nt his neck

(This comment was modified on Sep 01, 2005 09:31 AM)

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Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 09:38 AM
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Comment in reply to hunnybunny's original comment

Damn right!! Or at least it could have snagged his shoe and dragged him under the train.

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Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 09:41 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

I know, is'nt it just sad!!!!!

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View Profile for joejoe
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 10:16 AM
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Would have been interesting if he got wacked by a train coming from the other direction when he falls on the opposite tracks

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View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 10:17 AM
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Comment in reply to joe's original comment

OH Your BAD!!!!

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 12:14 PM
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Comment in reply to joe's original comment

I was thinking the same thing!!!

I see it here all the time. A train goes by, and someone will drive around the gate, only to be narrowly missed by a train either coming from the opposite direction or the SAME direction.

Trains don't have unidirectional tracks here. If there is a track, or 30 tracks, a train can be coming from either direction.

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View Profile for preyingmantipreyingmanti
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 08:07 PM
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Joe, your sence of humor indicates you must be a ScorpioIt would be hilarious to see this guy get smashed like a bug on a windshield from another train!

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 10:05 PM
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there should be a law against this sort of moron!

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Posted on Sep 01, 2005 at 11:02 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

Actually in the US there is.
You are not allowed to trespass on rail road property. This includes any side roads that are marked as such, and its protected by the Government.

Doing something like this in the states would get him landed in prison if they wanted to prosecute him enough. Slamming the brakes down on a train can cause it to derail.

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Sep 02, 2005 at 06:00 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

i see,there goes the rumor, only in the usa!

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Posted on Sep 02, 2005 at 06:01 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

i see,there goes the rumor, only in the usa!

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Posted on Sep 02, 2005 at 06:01 AM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

i see,there goes the rumor, only in the usa!

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Sep 02, 2005 at 06:03 AM
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sorry about the stutter! wow triple!!!!1

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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Sep 02, 2005 at 06:05 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

ttttttttttoday junior!

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Sep 02, 2005 at 06:16 AM
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Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

you should respect your elders you young whippersnapper!!!!!

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Posted on Sep 02, 2005 at 08:30 AM
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Another major moron, it was deliberate so he shoulda got canned.

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Posted on Sep 02, 2005 at 11:32 PM
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crazy thrill seekers. he shulda goten hit

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View Profile for Joker_fXJoker_fX
Posted on Sep 05, 2005 at 05:13 PM
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Comment in reply to hobo_jim's original comment

That video is fake...
i've worked at a train yard and i know for a fact that if your anywhere near a train moveing that fast it will suck you under the wheels...

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Posted on Oct 27, 2005 at 09:52 PM
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well if its not fake............. the guys an idiot

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Posted on Nov 03, 2005 at 09:14 PM
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LOSER,LOSER,LOSER,LOSER

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View Profile for zman14zman14
Posted on Jan 05, 2006 at 02:59 PM
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WAT A DUDERHEAD ONLY CRISS ANGEL WOULD DO THAT but he would probaly stop the train on contact or pass right through it but yea good job guy

(This comment was modified on Jan 05, 2006 03:02 PM)

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Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 02:44 AM
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whose bright idea was this

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Posted on Feb 27, 2006 at 12:43 PM
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