i laughed so hard at this, in fact im still laughing!!!!

Poor kitty!

I bet his pride hurt worse than his rump.

Kinda reminds me of Sarah's retarded kitty...

Did you see that, he just did a modified handstand!

But he didn't stick the landing.

Judges say:

5.5 5.7 5.0 4.8 5.6 5.5

If that was Nestle she would have cleared it by about 6 feet.

Another note, me and Lily just sat here and laughed at that cat for about 1/2 hour.

The difficulty multiplyer on that jump was about .85

If she could have put a 1/2 gainer with a full twist, and stuck the landing the difficulty would have went to a 1.6.

Kinda reminds me of Sarah's retarded kitty...




Kinda reminds me of my retarded kitty, too !!

Does your tarded do funny shit like miscalculate jumps and fall into the kitchen sink?
Tarded cats are kinda sad. I've known 3 different tarded cats, and every single one of them drooled, 2 of them would lick your hand like a dog, and they would all just kind of lay around , then go attack the drapes or a chair leg, then go back to drooling.

The absolute worst things I've ever seen has been dogs missing legs.
God built puppies to run. Big dogs are meant to run. Its just sad when they end up a tripod, or like that other dog, born without front legs.



PUPPIES

Does your tarded do funny shit like miscalculate jumps and fall into the kitchen sink?
Tarded cats are kinda sad. I've known 3 different tarded cats, and every single one of them drooled, 2 of them would lick your hand like a dog, and they would all just kind of lay around , then go attack the drapes or a chair leg, then go back to drooling.


Yeah, my 'tarded kitty does all of that ... especially the drooling !!
He also eats like he's never been fed before & then throws it all up later on.
He'll fight you over deli meat & hot dogs.
He gets REALLY dirty & can't clean himself properly (guess who gets to bathe a squirming kitty once a week ).
He seems to still want to bottle fed (I hand raised him because he was abandoned when he was a week old), because he keeps on trying to suck on my bottom lip.
Oddly enough, he's almost normal when I give him cat nip, though ().

But I love him anyway ! He's mommies "special boy".

He also eats like he's never been fed before & then throws it all up later on.

LMFAO
Gotta love it! When we first got our dog she was just a wiener pup, and she ate like that except she's just sleep and shit alot.
We called her "Daddys little piggy"

Oh and Cats + Catnip is awesome.

LOL@KITTENS&PUPPIES

I got a retarded cat too!

Retarded kitties are high maintainance, aren't they ?!

Sarah, not really, just feed her, clean out the box and watch her run into windows! he he he.

No seriously. This retarded kitty of mine is HIGH MAINTAINANCE !!

He's lucky he's so damn cute & that I have the patience to deal with him !





(This comment was modified on Jul 23, 2005 04:05 PM)

I have 2 kitties. The other one is SUPER smart. He is the love of my life.

for smart kitties.