Life is too short to be a dick. But if you are going to be a dick, get it on
video so we can all have a giggle!!!

Lalalala...

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
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Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

I am nineteen years young and shackled by the chains of naiveté, consumed with
the false hope of changing our torn world in my transient lifetime. Who am I, a
man who whishes he could live his life without ever feeling the icy grip of
reality.

... reality... sings... to often... loud...