I speak fluent English, some Spanish, a little Creole, but I can understand
bullshit in any language.

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

semmer down now....

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

This is my signature. I hope you've enjoyed it.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY TILL SOMEONE GETS HURT...
THEN IT'S FREEKEN HILARIOUS!

Wakey Wakey, Hands Off Snakey!

Peace

Strong and Bitter words indicate a weak cause.

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

I wish my grass was an Emo, because then it would cut itself.