"There are only two things in existence known to be infinite:
the universe and human stupidity...
On one of them I´m not completely sure."
Albert Einstein

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.