Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

"That's the great thing about this country, you can be from anywhere,
everywhere, even Delaware"

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.