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parkerboy
Posted on Jan 12, 2006 at 10:03 AM
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How stupid. If he chokes on it, he'll never be able to call 911!

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maccx_p
Posted on Jan 12, 2006 at 01:01 PM
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Why!? Whhhhyyyyyy!!!????

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Jan 13, 2006 at 07:24 AM
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My thoughts exactly,,Why???

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kiepay
Posted on Jan 12, 2006 at 02:50 PM
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That made me wanna gag just watching that.

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bwjtx
Posted on Jun 17, 2006 at 01:56 PM
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Thanks for that visuialization KIEPAY......It really helped to get my day rolling .....

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For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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Areola
Posted on Jan 12, 2006 at 03:09 PM
207 tokens, 23.77 hours wasted

Ok, I have to admit I did actually put some thought and measurement into this. I know the type of phone that is and it's not that small. So this dude does have a big fat mouth. But the question at hand still ponders me, WTF?! Why?

Wakey Wakey, Hands Off Snakey!

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person
Posted on Jan 12, 2006 at 09:53 PM
198 tokens, 3.86 days wasted

nice one, buddy.now your face is all stretched out and saggy.

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Vijchti
Posted on Jan 12, 2006 at 10:56 PM
806 tokens, 4.91 days wasted

I used to steal my friend's phone and do that all the time. Granted, it was a significantly smaller phone, but the look on her face when my mouth started ringing was priceless!

Oh, but how I hated it when the thing was set to vibrate.

(This comment was modified on Jan 12, 2006 10:57 PM)

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Dirge
Posted on Jan 14, 2006 at 01:17 AM
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Omg. I wonder what was in the sewers that night......

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