Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.