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killapenguin
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 01:13 PM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

maybe he was just getting relaxed.

(This comment was modified on Jul 08, 2006 01:14 PM)

" " - Harpo Marx

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girl
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 05:13 PM
680 tokens, 1.86 days wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

hi could someone please tell me what happened i dont get sound on my computer as my speakers are broke.... but im guessing one of them farted????

thanks,

live for today regret it tomorrow!

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stutterfly
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 05:33 PM
628 tokens, 1.51 days wasted

Comment in reply to girl's original comment

yea the guy farted

il ove cho.co.lat[e]

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bang bang

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PolarBear
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 02:56 AM
785 tokens, 1.28 days wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

Tooo relaxed, she'd say.

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alex657684
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 01:25 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

oh well.....deal with it, move on.

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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asswomans
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 01:31 PM
313 tokens, 6.26 days wasted

who did it? the guyor girl

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ramrock
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 03:10 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

Comment in reply to asswomans's original comment

That is what I wanted to know

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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Sarah
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 04:47 PM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

Me too.

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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likeaneagle
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 05:39 PM
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Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

i like a good fart joke! giggle

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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bulldozer
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 10:47 PM
678 tokens, 3.69 days wasted

Comment in reply to asswomans's original comment

I believe it was the guy since the girl made a sound of disgust and began to move away. But I could be wrong.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

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Homefries
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 01:59 PM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

Better get used to it!!

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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Immoral
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 02:00 PM
327 tokens, 1.8 days wasted

LoooooL hahaha

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minodude
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 06:31 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

it was the heat of the moment?

telling me what your heart meant?

i think so

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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videophotog
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 09:50 PM
17,534 tokens, 2.02 months wasted

That's not foreplay?

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

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RedSoxNation
Posted on Jul 09, 2006 at 01:09 AM
174 tokens, 15.18 hours wasted

Comment in reply to videophotog's original comment

God, what next? Will we have to start taking showers before too?
But baby...you made me feel so relaxed that it just slipped out.....sorry...
It was the dog....not me!!
So a ^%$*@! is out of the question?
Right, like you never did!

I'm gonna be rich when I figure out how to attach seat belts to barstools!
I'm busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest!

If you were up to your neck in pee and I threw a bucket of poop at your
head......would you duck?

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teknine
Posted on Jul 09, 2006 at 09:12 AM
664 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

That is kinda funny though, better now than if she was to go down..lmao...what a stinker...now the macho man is all over the web..

No more Frijoles for this guy...

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

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kirby
Posted on Jul 09, 2006 at 10:50 PM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted

Comment in reply to teknine's original comment

well i would have to agree with u that at least it happened now!!!....then in the heat of the moment....lol....but hey its only natural.....

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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teknine
Posted on Jul 09, 2006 at 10:55 PM
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Comment in reply to kirby's original comment

No silly luv,...stubbin your big toe is a natural thing, this is a no no! he could have know he was gonna pull an uh-no! especially while he was gettin play. what a silly bastard...lmao...ooops i jus did too...j/k...i felt it coming...lmao..j/k...

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

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milu
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 04:19 AM
237 tokens, 8.85 hours wasted

WTF. I can't belive it

milu

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Explodnation
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 08:31 PM
1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted

tehehehehehehe

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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okidude
Posted on Jul 13, 2006 at 08:11 AM
162 tokens, 1.98 days wasted

dahell... its better to let it out so you can enjoy makin out rather than keepin it in worrying about when its gonna come out. just tell her that he wanted to think of her rather than the poot.

Can I?

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 08:39 AM
8,708 tokens, 3.55 weeks wasted

THAT'S ONE DUDE THAT WILL NEVER GET A SECOND CHANCE

NOT TO MENTION HE SEEMS TO BE **JUST LAYING THERE ! WHY IS HE NOT GROUPING OR TOUCHING HER BACK? LAYING THERE WITH A LIMP WRIST AROUND MY WAIST WOULD BE GROUNDS FOR ME TO TAKE HIM OUT TO THE CURB.LAZY LOVERS ARE LOSER'S.

(This comment was modified on Apr 27, 2007 08:46 AM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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