....Rearing a tiger Is to Invite future Trouble....

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell

Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire

This user does not have a signature. YES I do! LOOK, I DO HAVE A SIGNATURE!

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

... reality... sings... to often... loud...

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.