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View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 07:07 AM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted
NNNNNNNNNNNNuts to the nuuuuuuuuts........... someones taken a baseball bat to that guys head to many times............ or not enough times....

Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 07:09 AM
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Comment in reply to PandieKray's original comment

i think it's not enough times cuz he's still here!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for tjhash4120tjhash4120
Posted on Nov 08, 2005 at 03:36 AM
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Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

No kidding! I don't understand people like this... But in the plus side that was a pretty cool still frame they got at the end

There's No Time To Discriminate! Hate Every MotherF*%&er That's In Your Way!!!

 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 07:08 AM
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TURTLE POWER!!!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 07:16 AM
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Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

Dont try and trick me into agreeing with you it wont work

Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 07:18 AM
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Comment in reply to PandieKray's original comment

I will wear you down eventually!!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 10:36 AM
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Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

Not a chance in this life boyo

Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 10:40 AM
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Comment in reply to PandieKray's original comment

That still doesn't mean that i'm going to give up!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 01:09 PM
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Comment in reply to aph21's original comment

remember the boys..j&t..mind your mouth boy!!!!!!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for PandieKrayPandieKray
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 10:49 AM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted
Noooooo ... thats something you guys never do unless its in your best interests....... mainly the wallet department.

Stop idiots befor they breed...

 
View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 03:50 PM
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Comment in reply to PandieKray's original comment

i've got three words for ya,girlie. NO FREAKING WAY. i wouldn't do that for $500,000. not in a million years. i'd probably kill myself just to end the pain. what was this dumb bastard thinking?

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

 
View Profile for hoodedclawhoodedclaw
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 07:44 PM
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Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

$500,000?! i'd let a turtle kick me in the nuts twice for that lol...........don't want kids anyway

just ask this scientician

 
View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 09:32 PM
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Comment in reply to hoodedclaw's original comment

don't think i do either.too much trouble.but that pain must be excruciating,to say the least.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

 
View Profile for Phoenix_84Phoenix_84
Posted on Jun 21, 2006 at 12:29 PM
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Comment in reply to TacoMan5000's original comment

not even the pain, you can die from a kick like that. it olny takes 28lbs/square inch to rupture a nut, then you have like 2 hours to live, unless you find a really good doc to get to work on your ass

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

 
View Profile for TacoMan5000TacoMan5000
Posted on Jun 21, 2006 at 03:41 PM
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Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

that is so very reassuring. i'll try not to think about that the next time my 14 month old cousin is jumping around my lap.

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

 
View Profile for TrojanHorseTrojanHorse
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 11:12 AM
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Ouch ouch omg my robot balls error error error

Hung Like a Horse!!!

 
View Profile for TheFinalCutTheFinalCut
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 11:35 AM
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Comment in reply to TrojanHorse's original comment

wtf lol


 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 01:22 PM
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Comment in reply to TrojanHorse's original comment

robot balls,,you got my wave lenght man? waiting''

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for shiyguyx81shiyguyx81
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 02:42 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

robot balls huh? strange. Sry my nuts are WAY sensitive. if the wind hits it just right thay start to tingle *grins*

Are you still talking???

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 03:02 PM
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Comment in reply to shiyguyx81's original comment

did you fart again!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for shiyguyx81shiyguyx81
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 03:09 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

lmao...No *smiles* Its was a.....burp yea thats what it was a fart..errrr burp burp.........a burp and nothing more

Are you still talking???

 
View Profile for NuFFeNuFFe
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 11:36 AM
82 tokens, 1.09 days wasted
pain pain pain
he cant be a big man tho lol

1 kick and i woulda bin dont forever


 
View Profile for sharkysharky
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 11:59 AM
90 tokens, 2.41 days wasted
Well, after that he should'nt be able to reproduce. Thank god for that.

I speak fluent English, some Spanish, a little Creole, but I can understand
bullshit in any language.

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 01:02 PM
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Comment in reply to sharky's original comment

ugosharkey!!! let her rip mate!! im rooting forya!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

 
View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 03:51 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted
Holy crap!

Dude, the turtle always wins.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

 
View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 03:53 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted
Hell, I have two boys, I don't need anymore!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for pz09pz09
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 04:06 PM
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Cawabanga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !


 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Nov 09, 2005 at 10:32 AM
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Comment in reply to pz09's original comment

TURTLE POWER

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 07:03 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
i kick people in the nuts all the time, no one has a problem with it

infact, they try to give me hugs, but i run away from them

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

 
View Profile for weswes
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 08:33 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted
Just frack'n stupid!!! Numb nut icon needed here...

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

 
View Profile for sweetboy21sweetboy21
Posted on Nov 07, 2005 at 10:05 PM
275 tokens, 21.15 hours wasted
damn that last 1 must of herted badly

hahahahhahahaha.............................NO

 
View Profile for JeremyJeremy
Posted on Nov 08, 2005 at 02:26 AM
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that's why Ninja Turtle never lose!....


 
View Profile for WortelWortel
Posted on Nov 09, 2005 at 02:22 AM
1,023 tokens, 1.13 weeks wasted
I am sure he had an almond taste in his mouth after this

IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY TILL SOMEONE GETS HURT...
THEN IT'S FREEKEN HILARIOUS!

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Nov 09, 2005 at 10:33 AM
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Comment in reply to Wortel's original comment

yep he sure would!!!! but maybe a walnut taste

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

 
View Profile for hunnybunnyhunnybunny
Posted on Nov 09, 2005 at 10:51 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted
well what can i say........................................................
The following image was attached:

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.


http://www.myspace.com/donna28

 
View Profile for pandapanda
Posted on Nov 24, 2005 at 07:33 PM
393 tokens, 1.13 days wasted
the turtle is a genius

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

 
View Profile for wanna_cookiewanna_cookie
Posted on Dec 13, 2005 at 11:25 PM
1,916 tokens, 5.26 days wasted
more proof of why ninja turtles kick a$$

save the chief

 
View Profile for maccx_pmaccx_p
Posted on Jan 23, 2006 at 06:23 PM
627 tokens, 1.61 days wasted
Ouchy ouch, why do they do this shit!?

Whyyyyy??

Peace

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