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Homefries
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 12:02 AM
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Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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CroNuS
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 12:23 AM
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Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

yip that pretty much sums it up

Common sense is not so common.
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avedababe
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 12:23 AM
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so funny

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rasec1736
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 12:49 AM
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mellowkat
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 02:23 AM
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lol

but wouldnt it be so much better to wake up to your woman playing with your morning wood

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dr_love_6969
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 04:54 PM
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yeah that would be nice

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Gatorbait
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 08:58 PM
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Now, THATS what I'm talkin about!!

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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kiepay
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 08:20 AM
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Isn't that a skit from Robot Chicken? That show is so off the wall! It's one of my favs.

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cjvs1604
Posted on Nov 01, 2007 at 07:18 PM
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yup, indeed it is

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dr_love_6969
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 05:05 PM
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I wax my morning wood when i get up too! Be honest people! You all know yall do!

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sirjeff
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 08:34 PM
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I buff the later morning wood, after I had waxed the early morning wood. It has an almost mirror like shine.And it has it's own wood polish.

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

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TGI420
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 03:29 AM
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lol...but

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yankaneck
Posted on May 22, 2006 at 09:24 PM
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damn, that was good! but i prefer to wax my man's morning wood, then for him to have to do it himself......damn, it's a shame he's on the road, he'd get a kick out of this video.

Life is 10 % of what happens to you and 90 % of how you react to it!

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alex657684
Posted on May 23, 2006 at 12:28 AM
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It's log, it's log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
It's log, it's log, better than bad, it's good!

Damn i miss watching Ren & Stimpy

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Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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TGI420
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 03:33 AM
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omg i loved that show...i taped every episode and watched them sooo many times.

what rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs
rolls over your neighbors dog
what fits on your back
is great for a snack
its log log log.....

(in my best ren voice) MEM-OOR-EES!

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