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Monkeys Are Like Men
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killapenguin
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 04:02 PM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

yesh monkeys are awesome

" " - Harpo Marx

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kro7
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 04:05 PM
246 tokens, 8.83 hours wasted

Maybe not definitive evidence but definetly compelling.

Monkeys are freaking awesome

I am nineteen years young and shackled by the chains of naiveté, consumed with
the false hope of changing our torn world in my transient lifetime. Who am I, a
man who whishes he could live his life without ever feeling the icy grip of
reality.

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NutJob
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 04:09 PM
918 tokens, 5.54 days wasted

I wish someone could translate these ones! Although I guess most of that was pretty clear- the only difference is the monkey would not get slapped...

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alex657684
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 04:22 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

she seemed to like it.....

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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Explodnation
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 04:25 PM
1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted

bad memories, I was sexually assulted by a monkey once

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

www.myspace.com/107359719

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CroNuS
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 05:57 PM
948 tokens, 5.21 days wasted

Comment in reply to Explodnation's original comment

i feel your pain

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire

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ramrock
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 06:21 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

what in the world was that?

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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Jashin
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 06:49 PM
268 tokens, 4.77 days wasted

Hehehehe that was cool. Gotta love the japanese and their crazy antics

No, I don't think you think I'm right cause you're wrong.

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teknine
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 07:56 PM
664 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

HAHAHAHA, that was funny! Two thumbs up for Chimp da Pimp!

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

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rasec1736
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 11:30 PM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

we truly are

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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kirby
Posted on Jun 13, 2006 at 11:58 PM
1,533 tokens, 6.2 days wasted

Y would she lert the monkey harass her like that? On tv?

She needs a man. Anyone?

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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JGNEW
Posted on Jun 14, 2006 at 05:20 AM
48 tokens, 17.87 hours wasted

Ahhhh doing the funky monkey

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okidude
Posted on Jun 14, 2006 at 05:27 AM
162 tokens, 1.98 days wasted

the monkey was saying he would play a joke on her but wouldnt do what he did before.. which i dont know what it he did.. and told her to close her eyes.. then he was saying "mada desuyo" which means.... not yet... not yet not yet....... while he was touchin her melons. it was kinda stupid but the monkey was trained well.

(This comment was modified on Jun 14, 2006 05:29 AM)

Can I?

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Gatorbait
Posted on Jun 14, 2006 at 01:13 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

Wrong Wrong Wrong
wrong wrong wrong wrong
WRONG
wrong wrong
WRONGnull (wrong) Wrong
WRONG worng gnorw (not right)

Yup.... wrong in many different ways

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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jackhammer
Posted on Jun 14, 2006 at 04:26 PM
772 tokens, 5.12 days wasted

table dance at the end was hilarious. kinda thought the girl monkey was going to kick his arse though.....

semmer down now....

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DWM151
Posted on Jun 14, 2006 at 09:19 PM
71 tokens, 20.92 hours wasted

MMMM TITTIES!!!!! now all I need is a banana

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Jun 15, 2006 at 12:53 PM
2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

wow, who knew monkey was such a sharp dresser

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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