Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

i know im sexy but damn do you have to stare??

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

life is like sex you have your good times and your bad but you look forward to
it every day

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

" " - Harpo Marx

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell