But you know it's true..

No, Jahmel doesn't drink (he has epilepsy & is on A LOT of Dilantin).
For him to clean up like that, I would have to use orange or grape soda, or something.

It sucks that we can't get drunk together, but what can you do ??
That's probably the reason I don't drink too much.

When you leave the house do you ever say "Well, I'll seizure later!"

Bad joke I know...but I've laughed at it for 10 years now.

No, I've never said that.
We do joke about his seizures a little, though.
Like, I'll call him seizure man (his super-hero name) within the first couple of days after one of his seizures when I'm cleaning up the destruction.
I think it makes it a little easier to deal with because he's so damn big & has such VIOLENT seizures !

Is he like foaming at the mouth and tossing chairs through windows?

I knew of a guy once around here that would take a fit and walk around mumbling ZU ZU ZU ZU ZU Z-Z-Z-Z-ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU and one day he accused me of laughing at him, but I didn't even know who he was at the time, and I wasn't looking at him or anything. He then accused an empty table of laughing at him as well. Thats when I knew something was up. He was having one of his fits and was picking a fight with me. Dennys is awesome for that type of shit at 2am.
The sad part is about a year later he took a fit while walking down the street, took a hard left in front of a bus and got smashed all while doing his little ZU-ZU Dance.

The sad part is about a year later he took a fit while walking down the street, took a hard left in front of a bus and got smashed all while doing his little ZU-ZU Dance.

You can't tell me these things ! I worry myself sick about that kind of thing all the time.

He doesn't have seizures often, but when he does, he has three different ones in a row.
The first one is called an 'aura' (he just looks stuck on stupid).
The 2nd one is the full complex (convultions, foaming at the mouth, biting his tongue, etc.).
The 3rd one is a partial complex. That's the violent one. He looks sort of aware & he's mobile, but he's really destructive, violent & irrational (which is the polar opposite of how he really is). He thinks someone is trying to kill him. He begs me not to let him die. He says that he feels like he's in a nightmare & he's trying to get out.
Someone who doesn't know what's going on would probably think he was throwing an enormous, violent temper tantrum. He rarely remembers much of it.
To top it all off, he's 280 lbs. of muscle (for the most part) & outweighs me by more than 150 lbs. It's very hard for me to help a very large man who feels like he's fighting for his life. Especially when it could quite literally kill me.

Anyway, that's the story.

that is really sad, i admire you so much more knowing that you cope with all of this, you must really love him, lucky man. x100

Oh, thank you.
That was a very nice thing to say.

your more than welcome

Yea right! That guy knows how to work it.

What guy ? The guy in the video ??