he would have burned his friends face off....thats what he would have got. dumbass lighting people on fire and stuff.

Maybe if he did break wind, the idiot trying to light him up would've gotten a good old flash flare in the face and realized the errors of his ways..

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I agree, i wouldn't have taken shit from those guys, but what are you talking about a missing person????

I'd lock him in the closet, take the headphones off and play my music loud enough so no one could hear his pitiful cries for help. After he'd been missing for a while I might remeber to let him out. Why? Did you think I meant he'd be sleeping with the fishies? Cause I wouldn't let him anywhere near my aquarium, sleeping or not.

Really I'm a nice guy, I just have a very evil twin locked up inside my head. My criminal mind is doing a life sentence under watch of my conscience. I can freely imagine all kinds of juicey payback but it probably wouldn't come to that. I've only really lost my cool less twice. The one time I'll never regain what I lost for it, the other time worked out quite well in fact. Similar to the above situation in fact. A harraser, and all around bully just wouldn't leave me alone, despite my last warning and suggestion he quit, he didn't. I rounded on him with one hit and he never bugged me again. In fact he decided he wanted to be friends and I never saw him bully anyone again. I'm not saying it works all the time or for everybody, just that it worked for me, once. Chapter 7 of my life story be sure to buy the book

Is it on Amazon? And are you the author or is your evil twin the author?

Cause I wouldn't let him anywhere near my aquarium, sleeping or not.

id stand on a chair and knock him into next week!

yah agreed