I am Sofa King, We Tod Did: Now say it fast but not to fast, looses meaning

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

save the chief

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Freinds: will bail you out of jail------Your best freinds: Will be sitting in
jail next to you saying {Damn she didnt look like a cop}

http://figjam.3-a.net

"I won't be the victim,
but the first to cast a stone
Sedated nights to the bar room fights
as metropolis takes its toll
And don't you try to stop me
it's a place you'll never know
Don't try to judge or take shots at me
I'll never let you seize control"

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
-Mahatma Gandhi

Strong and Bitter words indicate a weak cause.

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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