save the chief

Wakey Wakey, Hands Off Snakey!

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor,
doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut
off your arms!"

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

semmer down now....

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

I like pie
pie is good
pie in my belly
pie pie pie
oh pie marry me

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!