How desperate is Maury getting for programing?

its like jerry springer, but without the redneck/strippers/midgets /good stuff

Chickenhead: Murry, I am 479% sure he my baby daddy.
Maury: Are you certain about that ?
Chickenhead: I never been wit no one else, Murry. Look at da eyes. Look at da nose. Dat his seed. He know it. But his boys be all talkin' in his ear about me. So, he believe dem. I dunno.
But, I know dis his seed. And, you gon' feel real stupid when the results come in, mothafucka !!
Guy: Dis bitch is stupid. She know dat not my baby.
Maury: How do you know ?
Guy: Because my boys done told me how she do. She be fuckin' every ni*** on the block. She a ho, Murry !! A HO !!!
*inaudable screaming*
Maury: THE RESULTS ARE IN !!
Maury: You are NOT the father !!!!!
*more inaudable screaming*
*chickenhead runs off stage, crying like an idiot because she just made an ass out of herself on national television*





(This comment was modified on Dec 13, 2006 03:11 AM)

That boy can move!