I typically use my good looks, wit and charm.

and that doesnt work too welll

women want money

............. and cars

and jewlery



greedytext

bigster knows

unfortunetly! always with the diamond rings! i prolly woulda saved alot of money in my life if i just took a trip to africa and did some digging around for diamonds!

how many diamond rings have you bought?

enough! bigster likes to keep his women happy

cuz bigster likes his women to keep HIM happy

expensive habbit

yes, i couldn't agree with you more! women are a very expensive habbit!

i keep trying to quit, but haven't had any luck so far. is there a patch or a pill? i know there's a suppository, but i'm not much interested in that!

there is only 1 way out of this habbit and it is called............


becoming gay *gasp*

i know. that is what the suppository is, that i previously mentioned

that would be one helluva suppositry

sounds like you speak from experience

umm no, theres nothing going up my balloon knot!

great idea! i didn't even think of that. you must have a more of a guy's brain then i do!

well, i guess i'm off to take some telepothy lessons

Yep, I'm like Jane Goodall and her chimpanzees. You stay around them long enough you start to know how they think and what they do.

You've just reminded me of a Larson cartoon:

I thought of that one too. I a few big Larson books.