"Do the kangaroo hop!"
(The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother 1975)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein