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Slimj82
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 10:42 AM
214 tokens, 1.2 days wasted

Yea, thats disgustingly funny, The thought of any oder coming directly from the Vagi* is not a happy thought. I'm hoping that they changed the liquid in those bottles to some sort of water based food coloring before they shot the film.

Jon B

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/2FAST4U

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Turandot
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 11:12 AM
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... reality... sings... to often... loud...

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alex657684
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 11:16 AM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted

when they were showering each other with it kind of reminded me of the "freak gas station accident" scene in Zoolander.

(This comment was modified on Jul 05, 2006 11:16 AM)

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 12:26 PM
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Comment in reply to alex657684's original comment

Is it available in flavors...like pineapple pussy....or strawberry snatch....or coconut coochi....or blueberry beaver

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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killapenguin
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 03:02 PM
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Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

could be interesting.

" " - Harpo Marx

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 06, 2006 at 01:01 AM
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Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

...and lip smacking delicious

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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HughJorgan
Posted on Jul 06, 2006 at 02:54 AM
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Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

...and mango mud fungus?

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 06, 2006 at 03:11 AM
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Comment in reply to HughJorgan's original comment

...you have very strange taste...but if thats what you like, maybe you can special order it.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 09:58 AM
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Comment in reply to WileyWeasel's original comment

Strawberry cherry bananna watermelon and COOL MINT !!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Mar 29, 2008 at 10:02 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

whats a douche?

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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sweetbirdy
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 03:06 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

You have got to be joking !!???!!??

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein

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konifur
Posted on Mar 31, 2008 at 07:22 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

NO i have never seen them before.please explain

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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bulldozer
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 01:43 PM
678 tokens, 3.69 days wasted

Making fun of that commercial with the thing you slip on your finger a brush your teeth quickly. That commercial was lame, but this was hilarious.

He's not exactly the sharpest crayon in the tree... wait. Did I say tool? I
meant eraser.

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Explodnation
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 05:47 PM
1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

www.myspace.com/107359719

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crazyloca
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 05:52 PM
300 tokens, 1.33 weeks wasted

That was just gay!!!!!!! Well for us women we might think that. Men well u just think that it is funny cause u don't go through the things we go through...lmao...

PLAY WITH FIRE YOUR GONNA GET BURNT!!!!!!!!!!

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minodude
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 06:44 PM
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Comment in reply to crazyloca's original comment

yeah, but you dont need to service yourself 3 times a day

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Arch
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 07:06 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Speak for yourself!
j/k

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

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Slimj82
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 11:20 PM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

LMAO!!So blunt and to the point was your reply. Such a come back that only a guy would understand!

Jon B

WWW.MYSPACE.COM/2FAST4U

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CroNuS
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 06:45 PM
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Comment in reply to crazyloca's original comment

oh COME ON we have to go through shit as well that you ladies can't relate to and chicks love making fun of us for it

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire

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kirby
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 11:14 PM
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Comment in reply to crazyloca's original comment

I second that girl!!!! My thoughts exactly!!!

(This comment was modified on Jul 05, 2006 11:14 PM)

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.

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minodude
Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 06:43 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

yay for turkey basters?

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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