People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

IT'S NOT HOW YOU PICK YOUR NOSE
… BUT WHERE YOU PUT THE BOOGER

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Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.