Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.