Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Ego velle conspicari Tartarus.

"Teach us that wealth is not elegance, that profusion is not magnificence,
that splendor is not beauty."-Benjamin Disraeli

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?

Signatures are lame. Just like you.