"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

all is cool

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

save the chief