I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

Are "Toys r Us" in the ghetto called "We b Toys"?

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

I don't hang out here much anymore...

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

Have you ever noticed that the right thing to do is always the hardest thing to
do?

I speak fluent English, some Spanish, a little Creole, but I can understand
bullshit in any language.