"Anyone who knows me professionaly will know that under pressure, my work does
suffer"

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY TILL SOMEONE GETS HURT...
THEN IT'S FREEKEN HILARIOUS!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

This user does not have a signature. YES I do! LOOK, I DO HAVE A SIGNATURE!

“Either you think—or else others have to think for you and take power from you,
pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.”
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

I like pie
pie is good
pie in my belly
pie pie pie
oh pie marry me

Blah.. blah.. blah....

Peace

There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo

Strong and Bitter words indicate a weak cause.

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!