Heywood Posted on Jul 03, 2008 at 01:02 PM 797 tokens, 4.28 days wasted
"Beer me" No wonder dogs are a man's best friend.
When I was first married, I came home from work, opened the door and said "Woman, where's my beer?!" She got me one all right . . . Had I not ducked in time I would have caught it right in the forehead! True story!
(And ladies, I know I deserved it. That's why I laugh about it to this day.)
I can resist anything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
When I was first married, I came home from work, opened the door and said "Woman, where's my beer?!" She got me one all right . . . Had I not ducked in time I would have caught it right in the forehead!
(And ladies, I know I deserved it. That's why I laugh about it to this day.)