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Bad American Idol Auditions
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HughJorgan
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 01:28 AM
1,251 tokens, 4.94 days wasted

The first three cracked me up...
number 5 because her mother truely believed she was good.
number 4 "the Derek" ...what more needs to be said?
number 3 'cos he looked like he was on crack.

The last two will haunt me forever.

"Size matters not! Judge me by my size, do you?"

-Yoda

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Jeremy
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 02:13 AM
127 tokens, 1.7 days wasted

yeah, gotta have someone tell them the truth

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Homefries
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 05:17 AM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

LMAO.....Mocha Joke-a la laaaaa Latte

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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person
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 10:28 PM
198 tokens, 3.86 days wasted

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lady marmalade here looks like shes in pain

*signature*

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Homefries
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 10:39 PM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

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Hahahaha.....ya, like her cat just died

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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WileyWeasel
Posted on Jul 06, 2006 at 02:42 PM
12,901 tokens, 3.05 weeks wasted

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yeah,,,inside her.

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyoneâ€¦â€¦..but
theyâ€™ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

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person
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 10:31 AM
198 tokens, 3.86 days wasted

Sii-ya-lent-night
i said-a
Sii-ya-lent-night.

*signature*

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aph21
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 11:05 AM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

And these people think theyhad a chance to win this thing?

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 01:32 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

Lolz,now that was funny

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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Tlite77
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 02:11 PM
308 tokens, 2.76 days wasted

What kind of friend or family member tells these people that going to audition for American Idol is a good idea?
The first girl reminded me of Julia Stiles.

“Either you think—or else others have to think for you and take power from you,
pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.”
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

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wes
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 05:00 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

All gluttons for punishment...

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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ramrock
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 06:51 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

Too bad that wasn't the "gong show" They would have all been gonged.....I hope that these people didn't give up their day job.....they'd go hungry

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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atxman76
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 09:16 PM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE ONLY REASON I LIKE AMERICAN IDOL. OTHER WISE IT SUCKS. HAVING TO HEAR ALL ABOUT THE STRUGGLE OF THE ONES WHO MAKE IT ON TO CALI....AND FUCKIN SEACREST... WHO DICK DID HE SUCK TO GET THAT PART. "ATXMAN76 OUT"

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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kat
Posted on Nov 25, 2005 at 10:43 PM
819 tokens, 4.76 days wasted

That hurt my ears. OMG they were terrible.

Live and Let Live

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hunnybunny
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 09:14 AM
8,950 tokens, 3.24 weeks wasted

Just as bad as our UK pop idols as someone has already said, i can not believe that these people actually think that they have talant

oh yeah and SIMON COWELL RULES

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is
a husband.

http://www.myspace.com/donna28

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killapenguin
Posted on Nov 30, 2005 at 05:38 PM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

keep on singin in the showers kids... were the entire world doesn't have to suffer with you.

" " - Harpo Marx

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maccx_p
Posted on Jan 22, 2006 at 12:15 AM
627 tokens, 1.61 days wasted

I dont get how these wannabees get so far as to actually think they have a shot at American Idol? Dont their friends and family break it to them gently so that they dont go and humiliate themselves in fron of the entire world!!? Thats just stupid and cruel!!