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View Profile for VraelVrael
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 08:05 AM
37 tokens, 2.81 days wasted
Hahah.. Preety funny


 
View Profile for wanna_cookiewanna_cookie
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 08:10 AM
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ok yea it was mean and a little entertaining to watch people get there hopes crushed but not funny

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View Profile for onechaosonechaos
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 11:18 AM
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Comment in reply to wanna_cookie's original comment

I don't generally watch Idol and it's ilk, "Reality" programming is..., well it's so far below the lowest common form of TV as to require a whole new math to calculate how truly demeaning it is to the viewing public.

That said it seems I can't avoid knowing Simon quite well, at least in his performance and personality vis-a-vis this show.

And I actually respect what he does. He's honest, sometimes brutally so, but these people need that to wake them up from their fairy-tale life of a dream of stardom. They actually needed it years ago when some overindulgent or greedy adult praised them as the greatest thing since ever and falsely set them up to believing they had talent when they didn't.

Those other two "judges" are probably too kind and many go away from these auditions thinking "just a little more practice and I'll make it" when they should be thinking "I gave it a shot but it's not meant to be so I'll move on to the next thing in my life". I've been truly astounded the few times I've seen the show that after Simon is honest with one of these deluded people, and even if the other two agree (though they sugar coat it), that they are so deep in denial that they won't believe they don't have a shadow of talent. It's sad really, that they'll go back home and still think they just need to "catch a break" and they'll be a star.

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View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 11:39 AM
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Comment in reply to onechaos's original comment

Me too


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View Profile for dr_love_6969dr_love_6969
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 12:04 PM
302 tokens, 2.63 days wasted
he is so mean, those people by my calculations 9 out of 10 of them left cring

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 01:48 PM
11,788 tokens, 2.64 weeks wasted
I don't reallyl ike that guy...seems too self-absorbed to me. But I love listening to what he says. Mosto f the time it's near-on right.

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View Profile for OldSkoolOldSkool
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 01:52 PM
204 tokens, 1.54 days wasted
Simon is a doughnut short of being a cop. But then again, the majority of those vying for stardom are themselves a few french fries short of a Happy Meal. Who knows, some of them poor crybabies may even have the inherent natural talent for finding subliminal messages in ice cubes. The bottom line is, most of these natural-born 'singers' knew exactly what they're up to and they deserve every bit of 'Simon says' for their 15 minute of glory. And Simon gets paid to do it too!

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View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 04:14 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted
I just LOVE Simon. He tells these kids the honest truth. To be a superstar you can't be good - you have to be great. And most of them aren't.

It still amazes me that they think they can sing. It's like we aren't hearing the same thing. They think they're awesome - but they sound like crap.

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View Profile for CBCB
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 05:01 PM
459 tokens, 1.51 days wasted
Am I the only one who thinks that those three judges really didn't look like the real ones on american idol???!!

Strong and Bitter words indicate a weak cause.

 
View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 06:02 PM
1,653 tokens, 1.16 months wasted
Comment in reply to CB's original comment

Its probably just the bad quality!
though i love when simon burns them to death!
take that for killing music!


 
View Profile for CrazyBCrazyB
Posted on Mar 02, 2006 at 08:34 PM
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Comment in reply to CB's original comment

I totally thought that too. But, Maybe it just was the bad quality and sound.

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Feb 28, 2006 at 06:29 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted
i like simon, he tells it like it is

randy tries to look good for the camera, and paula sucks up and says yes to almost everyone

simon doesnt always insult, he tells good people that they were good

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

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View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 06:00 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Thats just being fair!
and most of the people who go for the auditions do suck!
so they should be burned.
and anyway shows like that make me sick!
I have to put up with
1: youre a star (the irish version )
2: pop idol (the british version )
3 american idol ( you sould know )


 
View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Mar 02, 2006 at 01:14 AM
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Comment in reply to Lokireloaded's original comment

i thought X-factor was the british version

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
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View Profile for LokireloadedLokireloaded
Posted on Mar 02, 2006 at 10:37 AM
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Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

Theres that too.
but the original was pop idol, or as i call it plop idol!


 
View Profile for DatBoiPDatBoiP
Posted on Mar 01, 2006 at 01:50 AM
284 tokens, 1.99 days wasted
Who was your teacher?
Lady in montana.
Do you have a lawyer?
No...
Get a lawyer and sue.

LMFAO

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doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut
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View Profile for spasser1spasser1
Posted on Mar 20, 2006 at 12:30 AM
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Simon is the only one who is realistic. He may be a little rude, but realistic.

The other two are always saying, you are a star, you touch me, everybody will love you, you will go far, bla bla bla.

They can't all be stars, so c'mon.


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