Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

Oh, mother, oh, mother, oh, what shall I do?
I've married a man who's unable to screw!
My troubles are many, my pleasures are small
For I've married a man who has no balls at all!