You think I leave my Grimoires unguarded? I have a Book Wyrm for each!

I should have known better.
* makes mental note to research dragon snacks and distractions*

Those are not just any old Toadstools... them are 'Magic Toadstools' in a 'Magic Forest' so whisper quietly my friend token and I are busy sneeking around in Bambers 'Book of Spells' seeking mischief Muawhahahahaha

You think I leave my Grimoires unguarded? I have a Book Wyrm for each!

Here Deb. Take a few of these. Maybe his little guardians are hungry.


**tasty treats called 火龍果. A direct translation is Fire Dragon Fruit, or more simply Dragon Fruit.**

Ahhhhhhhhh yes thankyou Token, just what we need to get around those wee dragon creatures.... Shhhhhh is Bamber still sleeping???

hey token help me i need a lawyer,i`m getting framed for titos murder.

Help is on the way!

gez thanks token. officer debz is so corrupt and in love with the bear, she will do anything to blame little old me.

Your bark is worse than your bite!

Who's telling you that Teddy Bear... are you here for fight or fun?

where is that baaaaad bear.
have you noticed he has gone missing since Tito was murdered.
come to think of it so has sweets.mmmmmmmmmmmm

What do you mean???The Bear is gone??? I didn't noticeMaybe he is busy somewhere else... I think the Bear is too nice to ever kill anyone Konifur... is this an accusation Koni...Are you a wee bit jealous that the Bear is so sexy but not your friend anymore Koni????

what he done to me makes us friends for life.anyway he is not a bad kisser.
so he might of killed Tito for what Tito did to me and out of jealousy.i`m sure the bear still fancies the ten second man.

Oh you are so jealous Konifur!!!!! You know you were just an ass in the grass and nothing more to him.... Suck it up big boy... it is over between you and the bear!!!!He needed a REAL WOMAN!!Not some whimpering little 'sissy boy' hiding in his forest!

ok i know i am just a sissy boy.but i was a sissy boy with a real sore ass.

Babe, get over it... you can't compete with this and you know it... so go back to your old pointless Monk and leave the Bear to the real thing

tee hee i can see your pubic hair.

ok the bears all yours,but i`m not going back to be a monk i will just go back to my main hobby...blubbering.

You know you can't go back to the Monk... you are gonna face the judge my friend!!!!! The evidence is building!!!

but but i got an alibi see..so there.*sticks tongue out in a very childish way*

Oh you may be able to act the Joker around others, you may seen a blubbering, boob sucking pervert to others.... but I am gathering the evidence Koni and you had better find a lawyer... I suggest Oscar Meyer as a lawyer... he & you seem to have the same hobbies

I have a team of lawyers that keep me out of jail for sexual harassment and tax evasion. LOL

Sexual Harassment huh???? We have no problems with sexual harassment on this siteeveryone is so badly behaved that no-one would know where to start the clean-up

Sexual Harassment is my middle name. LOL

You have a lot of balls implying me in your Murderous plot to rid Tito... You know damn well I'm nursing a mysterious EAR INFECTION I got From Heathrow Airport,,, Hmmm Me thinks you did It all, You have had this planned since the
Begining of my so called vacation... Hmm let's Review.. You not available for a visit cause Your on a holiday? I'm infected in my ears on Landing,,Can't get a flight back for hours, Tito Go's missing, I end up blowing an eardrum there
And no one has seen Tito.. So whats really going
On Konifur?? Your leaving your fingerprints Everywhere!!!!

but you know that deep down i am a lover (a 10 second one maybe)not a fighter.
you are the honest cop i will trust you to find the real murderer.

have a magic mushroom and go on a daytrip.

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

The magical mystery tour
is coming to take me away
take me away... take me away

close, it was Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.

Pssst ... Paul is dead... but he's in the photo... but he's dead......ahhh good times