You Dont Have To Touch The Condom Now.

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You Dont Have To Touch The Condom Now.
26 comments | Posted by konifur 34 months ago

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CroNuS
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 05:03 AM
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hmmm, why? if you are going to such effort to avoid something that is a bit wet and slippery maybe sex isn't for you?

Common sense is not so common.
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Bamber
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 05:46 AM
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And it only works if you have a glass pecker.

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bkvestal
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 05:53 AM
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"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

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nightcrawler
Posted on Aug 06, 2008 at 01:46 AM
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good one!!!!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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metalhed4200
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 05:52 AM
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Not to mention it's relatively useless without the reservoir tip.

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konifur
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 05:55 AM
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Comment in reply to metalhed4200's original comment

there will be if i used one of those at least 3 inches of reservoir.

(This comment was modified on May 04, 2007 06:09 AM)

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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metalhed4200
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 06:02 AM
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"bloody reservoir"? What kinda illegal shit you doing? Never mind, don't want to know.

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konifur
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 06:09 AM
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i have just realized what i put there. i did not mean that, i am gonna change that

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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metalhed4200
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 06:13 AM
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heh heh heh heh

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metalhed4200
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 06:15 AM
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dancy monkies are funny, especially if you throw your poop at them (poop gun---)

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likeaneagle
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 06:23 AM
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Comment in reply to konifur's original comment

i want 2 know what u put in it!!!!

(This comment was modified on May 04, 2007 06:43 AM)

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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konifur
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 11:53 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

this might help you find out what eventually goes in there

http://www.ugoto.com/pictures/after_sex_ca ndy.html

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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likeaneagle
Posted on May 05, 2007 at 02:10 AM
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i hate the smell of burning rubber!!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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konifur
Posted on May 05, 2007 at 02:13 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

with me it is slightly melting rubber.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

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likeaneagle
Posted on May 05, 2007 at 02:40 AM
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swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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ressurection666
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 07:36 AM
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All answers are replies, but not all replies are answers.

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alex657684
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 09:15 AM
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Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

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paulie
Posted on May 06, 2007 at 01:40 AM
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Every day I look at the obituaries, if my name's not there I laugh like a
drain!!!!

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Token
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 07:19 PM
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I looked at this once, came back to it to look again, and remembered that you read right to left. So I looked at the pictures right to lest and it made more sense.

Is it like the bandaid thing where you use the strips to keep it sterile?

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minodude
Posted on May 04, 2007 at 07:43 PM
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so now you wont get aids on your hand

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

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xtragedyx
Posted on May 05, 2007 at 06:10 PM
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notice since its in japanese everythigns read from right to left...

lol i get this from reading too much manga XD

"I'm blonde...be patient."

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monkeymel404
Posted on May 05, 2007 at 06:22 PM
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ewwww.thats gross.im not clicking on the link konifer put therecuz i know what goes in it,and i know what it goes inside of! and i dont wanna see it thank u very much!!!!!

☼♥☺♥☺♥☺♥☺♥☺♥☼

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Sarah
Posted on May 05, 2007 at 10:52 PM
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And, GOD FORBID you should have to touch a condom ...

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Monkey
Posted on May 07, 2007 at 03:01 PM
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So...how do you USE your dingy after you put the raincoat on without touching it?

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Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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