A Man, his son and their dog walk into a bar... "Ow!".. "Ow!"..."Woof!"

Peace, Love and Cheesecake

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Watch and I might do a trick..

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

Nude, Tattooed, & Sweet as Hell

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire

"I'm blonde...be patient."

Signatures are lame. Just like you.

No, I don't think you think I'm right cause you're wrong.

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

Myspace page

If you can not say anything nice, DONT SAY IT AT ALL

Lalalala...

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.