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aph21
Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 06:01 AM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY CELEBRATING, HOW LONG THEIR FAMILY HAS BEEN IN EXISTANCE?

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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tjhash4120
Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 06:04 AM
599 tokens, 2.67 days wasted

Damn can you imagine if you actually lit all those??? By the time you got to the last one the other half of the cake would be covered in wax lmao!

There's No Time To Discriminate! Hate Every MotherF*%&er That's In Your Way!!!

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Ando
Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 06:27 AM
643 tokens, 1.95 weeks wasted

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FLAME THROWER!

text text text text

[Insert awesome catchphrase here]

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 07:52 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted

Comment in reply to tjhash4120's original comment

Or in the case you used C4 we'd be dead.

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Squall780

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PandieKray
Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 06:52 AM
2,481 tokens, 5.04 days wasted

I just hope the stores ordered in more birthday candles... i can see heaps of kids not being able to make their wishers....... if they didnt

Stop idiots befor they breed...

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TrojanHorse
Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 11:17 AM
796 tokens, 1.9 days wasted

Thats a bomb fire OMG (fire, Fire)

Hung Like a Horse!!!

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killapenguin
Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 11:25 AM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

if you are that old, I think it would take all of your last breath to blow those out

" " - Harpo Marx

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Trinicat
Posted on Dec 21, 2005 at 06:33 PM
160 tokens, 14.05 hours wasted

Comment in reply to killapenguin's original comment

I think that person would have to use a hairdryer or fan to blow that out....

Trinicat
"One Life to live, chances are there to be taken"

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Katt
Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 01:50 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

LMFAO

I hope they got a fire extinguisher as a gift.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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killapenguin
Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 04:38 PM
2,320 tokens, 1.78 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

ya, it'll also add another layer of icing

" " - Harpo Marx

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wes
Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 06:56 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

There's my cake! Geez, at least I won't be able to eat any, bad for this old fart anyway!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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sweetboy21
Posted on Oct 17, 2005 at 08:07 PM
275 tokens, 21.15 hours wasted

some 1 in there family must be hell of old

hahahahhahahaha.............................NO

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CptDeath
Posted on Nov 29, 2005 at 01:24 PM
229 tokens, 4.2 days wasted

its grandpas 1000000000000000000000 birthday, if i counted right

If you can't impress with knowledge, baffle with idiocy!

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DEEDEE
Posted on Dec 24, 2005 at 03:04 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

THATS ASSININE! TAKE OUT THE CANDLES AND GIVE ME SOME CAKE!

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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DUDE
Posted on Jan 27, 2006 at 09:47 PM
423 tokens, 3.97 hours wasted

Vive le québec libre !

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rasec1736
Posted on Feb 15, 2006 at 05:10 PM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

You know that you are old...
when you go to the museum and see yourself in one of the dinosaur displays.

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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Lord-Bates
Posted on Feb 22, 2006 at 09:12 PM
3,213 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

wowo like 1056 B-day lol

~~~CODY~~~
"When children die its just god taking them befor they have to suffer in this
world" Crystal

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rasec1736
Posted on Mar 21, 2006 at 04:23 PM
1,706 tokens, 3.44 days wasted

fire alert

fat chicks need love too, but they have to pay
-Quagmire
www.myspace.com/rasec17
now with my "myspace" band of the week.

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OrangeJuice
Posted on Jul 06, 2006 at 11:23 AM
1,513 tokens, 1.73 weeks wasted

Lmao!
Sure there's a cake underneath it?

"Blessed is the man who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed"
-- Alexander Pope

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Explodnation
Posted on Jul 26, 2006 at 06:01 PM
1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted

WOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO WOWOWOWOW

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

www.myspace.com/107359719

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CrazyB
Posted on Aug 28, 2006 at 07:29 PM
780 tokens, 2.61 days wasted

I laughed so hard at you all's comments, I forgot what i wanted ot say...

But, ok...That's a little nasty and I couldn't imagine who the hell is celebrating!!???

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.

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