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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 07:58 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted

10 bucks says he barely makes it.

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

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Strawberry
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 08:02 PM
254 tokens, 1.73 days wasted

If your retarted and you know it jump over babies
If your retarted and you know it jump over babies
If your retarted and you know it
and you really want to show it
If your retarted and you know it jump over babies

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of
peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me! (runs upstairs crying)
Peter: Who was that guy?

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Homefries
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 08:25 PM
1,827 tokens, 2.26 weeks wasted

okay that better be photoshopped or....

Take my advice, 'cause I'm not using it.

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Vijchti
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 09:02 PM
806 tokens, 4.91 days wasted

Comment in reply to Homefries's original comment

Nope, it's real. Something about an athlete's foot smelling experiment...

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 09:22 AM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted

Comment in reply to Vijchti's original comment

*Leans out of DNA lab's door* On BABIES?

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

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stvnschick
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 08:45 PM
159 tokens, 1.79 days wasted

i swear this pic was on here a few months ago....

I know kung fu.

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Monkey
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 09:05 PM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to stvnschick's original comment

Please don't swear.

And, typically what you are experiencing is known to everyone else as deja vu, but as I'm sure you are aware of, its really a glitch in the Matrix.

Wealth â‰ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 09:16 PM
1,617 tokens, 2.07 days wasted

The things people do today are awfully stupid...smh

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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panda
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 09:34 PM
393 tokens, 1.13 days wasted

Comment in reply to x_cUtIe_x's original comment

Cmon baby, dont be so.... i mean be...

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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x_cUtIe_x
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 10:25 AM
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Comment in reply to panda's original comment

Say what?Lolz

~*~How about never...is never good for you~*~

You're just mad because the little voices talk to me!!!

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panda
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 09:33 PM
393 tokens, 1.13 days wasted

INTRODUCING SERGIO ... BABY JUMPER

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 05:25 PM
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Comment in reply to panda's original comment

FOR THE SECOND TIME!

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

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aph21
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 05:29 PM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Comment in reply to Trevor_BMPD's original comment

I'm sure there will be a third or more yet!

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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likeaneagle
Posted on Nov 22, 2005 at 10:49 PM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

still, its not good!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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asswomans
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 12:23 AM
313 tokens, 6.26 days wasted

this is just mexican tradition, newborn babies have priests in bright yellow attire jump over them for God's blessings.

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DatBoiP
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 03:57 AM
284 tokens, 1.99 days wasted

Comment in reply to asswomans's original comment

wow u fa real? thats weird.

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor,
doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut
off your arms!"

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asswomans
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 02:12 PM
313 tokens, 6.26 days wasted

Comment in reply to DatBoiP's original comment

naaah i was just kidding hahah... i love making fun of those crazy mexicans

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Nov 24, 2005 at 01:57 PM
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Comment in reply to asswomans's original comment

¿Qué pasa con hispanos y con mexicanos usted maldice asno?

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

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asswomans
Posted on Nov 24, 2005 at 03:52 PM
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Comment in reply to Trevor_BMPD's original comment

puta

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Nov 24, 2005 at 06:35 PM
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Comment in reply to asswomans's original comment

...I don't know what the hell you thought I said, but here's the translation: "What's wrong with Hispanics and Mexicans you damn asshole?"

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

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asswomans
Posted on Nov 24, 2005 at 09:04 PM
313 tokens, 6.26 days wasted

Comment in reply to Trevor_BMPD's original comment

ohhh so your mexican, im very sorry... i truely am...

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aph21
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 09:47 AM
9,898 tokens, 2.84 months wasted

Comment in reply to asswomans's original comment

They can keep their tradition. So what happens if he doesn't make it, are they marked as the devil for life?

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!

I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

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azzho
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 12:28 AM
245 tokens, 17.55 hours wasted

Would be a damn shame if he landed, slipped, and fell over backwards onto the kiddies.

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!

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Tlite77
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 12:56 AM
308 tokens, 2.76 days wasted

There are too many stupid people in this world and this photo proves it. Stupid guy jumping over babies. Stupid parents letting their babies be jumped over by stupid guy. Stupid people willing to watch and give stupid guy & stupid parents the attention that continues to make them do stupid things.

“Either you think—or else others have to think for you and take power from you,
pervert and discipline your natural tastes, civilize and sterilize you.”
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

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panda
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 06:56 AM
393 tokens, 1.13 days wasted

Comment in reply to Tlite77's original comment

No i dont think u understand, the reality is worst.
Stupid people want sergio to fall on stupid babies.
That's how stupid people work.
They love to see car crashes and people diing coz it gives a little signification to their stupid life.
I hate people !

(This comment was modified on Nov 23, 2005 06:57 AM)

Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to endless night.

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CHAUSS513
Posted on Nov 23, 2005 at 11:22 AM
48 tokens, 6.67 hours wasted

This is a 1975 photo of Elvis running awat from the paparazzi, He did make the jump. the babies were killed moments later by paris hilton meat puppet boyfriend though.