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30 comments | Posted by Bamber 25 months ago
Teddy Topped Himself!
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View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 05:26 AM
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Thanks Bamber, You know how to make us girls happy
I'll be right round to pick him up

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
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View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 06:29 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Now wait one minute there MISSY !!! You are truly loved and appreciated & RESPECTED !!!
BUT !! and I mean BUT!!!!!! You can not pick him up...you must leave that to the SENIOR Ugoto Ladies.... like ME !!!! Age before beauty woman !! But if you like.... I let you come with me when
** I ** pick him up !! K? What?? I can't hear you????
SENIORITY RULES HERE!!!


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for konifurkonifur
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 06:45 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

debz will pick him up by his knob,believe me.

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)



 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 07:03 AM
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Phew, Lucky Bamber put up the extra toys, Sweet lady I would never take what you rightfully deserve, you have earnt the priviledge of first choice through perseverence over the years with these boys,
If it's ok may I have one of the 'bridesmaids', the fellas in the second photo??

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 07:11 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Ya know,,, I knew there was a reason I liked from the get go !!! And just for being a lady that you are.... You may want to take a couple.. Since the other ladies arn't here... GO FOR IT..
Hell I just wanted the one in the hay to begin with !! Considering I'm the one who lives on a FARM !?!?

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 07:06 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Sorry, almost forgot to return the pressy


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 06:38 AM
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Now, now, ladies! I should have thought before posting up just the one - here, have a variety pack.
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Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 06:53 AM
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I'll take the first one on the left kneeling !!! Since I saw this first I get to call mine first !!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 07:10 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Ahem!!! Didn't you just make me return the other one?
Well Sweets if you can handle both then I bow to your seniority and obviously impressive sexual appetite

(This comment was modified on Dec 21, 2007 07:11 AM)

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 07:29 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

DAMN WOMAN !! Why did you have to point that out??? May I say that Konifur's bad habits are seeping into your computer... Please be careful as what you may say, you might get punished and sent to your room. And believe me you!! Ya don't want that.. It's not like we get to go to our rooms by our selves.. They generaly make you take the annoying person of the day with you !! Ya know,, Like Mino or Konifur... Be thankful Bigster's not around !!!


The following image was attached:

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 07:51 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

It was all said in awe and respect, you are the woman!!
I sit at the feet of the 'Mistress of UGOTO' only waiting to receive the crumbs that you drop to us lesser beings

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 08:00 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Never are you a lesser being !! We are all one here. Only the men come from a lower status.. I share everything
My mama always said what go's around...comes around...So I got to be good.. Santa is only 4 days away and I need to be on my best behavour,,
ROFLMAO ROFLMAO Just as long as Bamber don't send out any more Bush's pic's I'll be OK !!


I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 08:52 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

I've just spent 20mins looking back over the past 48hrs pictures, trying to find the Christmas pressy I sent you, did you get the 'Bed Throw' I posted you? But we are woman and that is enough said!!!

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 08:56 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

No I never seen it ?? I'm going nuts here with all this mail crap !! Grrrrr !!!!
Going to go to Best Buy now !!!! Maybe they can help !! Shit what am I saying Maybe?? I know they can and it will cost me wish me luck !!!!

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 09:27 AM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Sweets, for the hilarious exchange of comments on this thread with Debs. I wish to bestow upon you this Gold Star award for "Funniest Comment"s

The two of you made me laugh like never before.


The following image was attached:

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 05:02 PM
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Why thank you kind sir !! but in all honesty It's sweets just being sweets..
The girl can't help it
She just can't help it
I'm only being me and Debz Oh Well!! what can I say?? Great minds think alike !! or should I say the preverts???

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 05:04 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

I just know that between the 2 of you I just couldn't stop laughing. And thank you for that.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 09:26 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

Deb's for the hilarious exchange of comments on this thread with Sweets. I wish to bestow upon you this Gold Star award for "Funniest Comment"s

The two of you made me laugh like never before.


The following image was attached:

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 03:59 PM
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Thanks Brian, you just hoped to see us girls get into a tiff over who gets what man... I gotta say all thos fellas were so cute I'd taken any of them... except for one thing... knowing my luck, they are probably all GAY or under 25 and ya dont send a boy in to do a MANS job,


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 04:25 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

I'm 39 is that old enough for you? I won't send a picture, don't want to scare you off.

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 04:31 PM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

Brian I already have a picture of you in my head... wanna see it...


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 04:42 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

you just keep that image in your mind and we'll me just Fine.

Btwm here's the image I have of you.


The following image was attached:

"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 08:12 PM
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Where did you get that picture? Oh I remember I wore(almost wore) that dress to my 49th birthday, I hope I don't look too old in it... do you think? Don't want to be called 'Mutton Dressed as Lamb'

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for bkvestalbkvestal
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 08:35 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

I would never think that way.


"She offered her honor, he honored her offer, all night long he was honor and
offer"

President of the Pacific Northwest Chapter of the NSBAPOI Club

Member in good standing with T. U. R. D. club

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 09:09 PM
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Comment in reply to bkvestal's original comment

Truely a gentleman


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for BamberBamber
Posted on Dec 24, 2007 at 06:50 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

"Oh this old thing! Just something I threw on."

"Yeah - you nearly missed!"

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 24, 2007 at 07:11 AM
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Comment in reply to Bamber's original comment

Merry Christmas Bamber, nah it's not an old thing at all, brought it special and wanted to wear it again tomorrow... what you think too soon, yeah you may be right I'll find me something else


The following image was attached:

I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 04:46 PM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment

That sounds like my luck. either they are gay or are under the age of 25. And what really ticks me off is the YOUNGER ones who have the OLDER LADY fantasy!! FORGET THAT !! It's not going to happen here! If I got to train you I don't need you.. I can get a puppy if I feel like playing teacher!!! all the stray dogs and old farts follow me around.. I don't mind the dogs so much (they are trainable) but old farts I don't need... But thats just my opinon!!

(This comment was modified on Dec 21, 2007 04:57 PM)

(This comment was modified on Dec 21, 2007 05:04 PM)

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








 
View Profile for DebzPageDebzPage
Posted on Dec 21, 2007 at 08:29 PM
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Comment in reply to sweetbirdy's original comment

Amen to that Sweets, Give me the excitement that come with experience any day


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I keep pressing 'Escape' But I'm still here....
A Proud V Double B
T.U.R.D. Madame President
N.S.B.A.P.O.I. South Pacific Member
and competent 'Fat Knacker Dancer'

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 22, 2007 at 06:37 AM
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Comment in reply to DebzPage's original comment




I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
ass, okay?
Denis Leary

'Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.' ~
Einstein








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