The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
William Gibson

Your local neighbourhood drunk.

Why geeks like computers: unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more,
yes,fsck,fsck,fsck,umount, sleep.

Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive.
Warren Miller

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance
like nobody is watching"

Stop idiots befor they breed...

The due date for the new addition is July 10th of 2009!


I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

Can't we all just get along?

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either

Be ashamed of nothing you do, do nothing you are ashamed of.

Lifes a beach and then you dry.
Remember, you can`t have everything but if you could, how would you treat it?