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yojimbo
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 05:01 AM
341 tokens, 17.93 hours wasted

Thats a huge spider. where do you get those from?

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Vijchti
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 05:18 AM
806 tokens, 4.91 days wasted

Comment in reply to yojimbo's original comment

A better question would be "How the hell do you get rid of them?"

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

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minodude
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 05:28 AM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Vijchti's original comment

wrap them up with toilet paper

oh wait...

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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Vijchti
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 05:41 AM
806 tokens, 4.91 days wasted

Comment in reply to minodude's original comment

They have cunningly foiled our plans...

Don't worry about a thing; you know your path is true
Just ease your mind, have a banana or two.

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Monkey
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 09:37 AM
9,202 tokens, 3.62 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Vijchti's original comment

Looks like its time to get sneaky.

Get the paper towels. And a Mason jar. You'd want to keep that thing around to show your friends. Until one drunk friend decides to open the lid, trips, and sets the damn thing loose again.

Wealth ≠ Intelligence

Official Short Bus Handler

The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

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minodude
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 07:45 PM
19,484 tokens, 3.85 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

been there, done that

Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

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girl
Posted on Jul 22, 2006 at 03:10 PM
680 tokens, 1.86 days wasted

Comment in reply to yojimbo's original comment

that makes me feel scared, what breed/type is that? looks like a huntsman to me but all i really know about spiders is if you see one: RUN THE HELL AWAY!!!

live for today regret it tomorrow!

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Phoenix_84
Posted on Sep 14, 2006 at 05:27 PM
2,201 tokens, 1.47 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to girl's original comment

no, if you see a spider, grab a lighter, preferably a Zippo, a flammable aerosol spray and torch the f*cker.

Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Dragons, for You are Crunchy and Taste Good with
Ketchup

Veni, Veni, Dormivi!

Licetne mihi ambulare ad latrinam?

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers
on your right hand?

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nightcrawler
Posted on Aug 04, 2008 at 07:33 AM
975 tokens, 5.91 days wasted

Comment in reply to Phoenix_84's original comment

wow, never thought of that solution.
i usually catch them in some box or someting and then go outside and let them go!

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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likeaneagle
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 06:43 AM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

i d get out of there, and in a hurry!!!!!!

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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beighleymike
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 07:38 AM
71 tokens, 4.48 days wasted

there's not enough toilet paper their to do what i need done after i see that!

"SHUT UP AND DROP THE RAG! LETS GO RACING"
"dale earndhart"

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Ando
Posted on Sep 05, 2006 at 09:11 AM
643 tokens, 1.95 weeks wasted

Comment in reply to beighleymike's original comment

Luckily I always take the newspaper in with me.

[Insert awesome catchphrase here]

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CaptainSpank
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 08:30 AM
919 tokens, 1.46 days wasted

thats a frickin monster!!

CaptainSpank does not need a signature.
ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

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atxman76
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 11:09 AM
605 tokens, 1.04 days wasted

I would probably shit more.

Live life and get as many BJs as possible
LONGHORNS 2005 BITCHES!

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boatman_68
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 11:56 AM
406 tokens, 2.48 days wasted

If that don't really bite ur ass..........................

Gun control means,hitting your target.

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Jeremy
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 12:29 PM
127 tokens, 1.7 days wasted

Ah!~~~
There's a Gozila in the restroom!

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Gatorbait
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 06:01 PM
4,255 tokens, 2.9 weeks wasted

I'm glad I live out in the country!!! Head outdoors, and " go natural"

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

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zman14
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 08:05 PM
1,440 tokens, 3.76 weeks wasted

good golley

united 93 it waz the perfect movie in dedication of those who lost there lives
on 9/11/01

VISIT!!! http://www.ugoto.com/chat/index.php

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lexchel13
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 10:22 PM
112 tokens, 7.43 hours wasted

i would scream and would proably stay there forever

hobo_jim is cute he is so cute cuter then zman14

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nova
Posted on Jan 21, 2006 at 11:57 PM
288 tokens, 2.43 days wasted

god i hate spiders

Damn that shit is whack

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nightcrawler
Posted on Aug 04, 2008 at 07:34 AM
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Comment in reply to nova's original comment

why? there are some really amazing creatures!
i love them

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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mellowkat
Posted on Jan 22, 2006 at 06:46 PM
881 tokens, 1.68 weeks wasted

hmmmm

here spider spider spider

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

http://spaces.msn.com/mellowkat/

http://profile.myspace.com/mellow_kat

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hobo_jim
Posted on Jan 22, 2006 at 10:15 PM
247 tokens, 21.72 hours wasted

good thing i keep my trusty axe right next to the crapper!

H.N.S.C.

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izzy77
Posted on Jan 24, 2006 at 02:28 AM
110 tokens, 6.72 hours wasted

Yet another good reason to invest in a beday....

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cityfire7
Posted on Jan 24, 2006 at 11:45 AM
85 tokens, 11.4 hours wasted

I think that the resulting smell from what the sight of that thing would cause would be enough to kill the f-er.

*shivering uncontrollably*

and... yes the big, tough fireman is freakishly scared of spiders

"you light 'em....we fight 'em"

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maccx_p
Posted on Jan 25, 2006 at 09:03 AM
627 tokens, 1.61 days wasted

That futhermucker has some serious mandibles indeedy!!

Peace

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wes
Posted on Feb 14, 2006 at 10:47 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

I think my wife would be mad about the bullet hole I'd make...

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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CrazyB
Posted on Mar 03, 2006 at 10:17 AM
780 tokens, 2.61 days wasted

Someone must have put it there.... Or did that spider make his own way up to that toilet paper?

Freaks me out.

Someone is going to be headed to the bathroom at night and can't find the light switch, finds the toilet though, and sit to grab some tissue, when.....(Bites)....OUCH!! *&$#&*(!!

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
Because We all have a sinful nature. It's the way we were born. You can't Live
it alone. We all need Jesus Christ.

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nightcrawler
Posted on Aug 04, 2008 at 07:37 AM
975 tokens, 5.91 days wasted

Comment in reply to CrazyB's original comment

so what? from so many types of spiders only one has a bite designed especially to hurt humans. so even if it bites you (in most cases) you're not really in any danger. of course the place will swallow a bit, but that's all .

p.s. : i know that the poison of some spiders is deadly to humans, but really they're not so agressive

(This comment was modified on Aug 04, 2008 07:38 AM)

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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bwjtx
Posted on Mar 25, 2006 at 05:54 PM
1,665 tokens, 5.61 days wasted

That would be a CHITTY experience for sure ......!

There is No Business Like SHOW BUSINESS........Be Careful what you wish
For......Get Er DONE......Be Thankful for what you have....The only real success
is when you keep trying to not fail ......Give a man the benefit of the doubt
....you never know what the whole picture is .....GOD IS GREAT !

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AjUk
Posted on May 24, 2006 at 05:06 AM
214 tokens, 1.1 days wasted

My mother would shite her self, so it's considerate of the 8 legged freak to pop up in the can. Happy poo-pin mom.

....Rearing a tiger Is to Invite future Trouble....

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Revivor
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 01:46 AM
56 tokens, 18.38 hours wasted

I'd piss on it ^^

Take it spider! When you have a spider that huge on the wipe you don't care about pissing on the wall!

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teknine
Posted on Jul 04, 2006 at 08:56 AM
664 tokens, 6.6 days wasted

can you imagine reaching for the paper and not knowing it's there? feelin all it's legs and hair & soft squooshy body? makes my skin crawl....i hate spiders especially ones the size of houses like this creepy fuk!!

Kill em' all!!!!!!

If you suck on ass enough, you'll choke on shit!!

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Explodnation
Posted on Jul 13, 2006 at 09:37 PM
1,697 tokens, 6.58 days wasted

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

www.myspace.com/107359719

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nightcrawler
Posted on Aug 04, 2008 at 07:41 AM
975 tokens, 5.91 days wasted

Comment in reply to Explodnation's original comment

nooooo!
they must live, because they get rid of al kinds of troublesome insects like moths and flies and mosquitos .
always trying to kill what you don't understand , huh?

"Death is but a door, time is but a window, I'll be back" >:)

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spacecadet
Posted on Jul 31, 2006 at 04:39 PM
100 tokens, 7.28 hours wasted

the toilet paper would be of no use to me if I saw ANYTHING like this looking at me from the toilet. towels and a shower and a call to my pest control guy MIGHT do but measely toilet paper uh NO WAY!