Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

hey! it wasn`t me!

forgive me i am discombobulated again.

i would not like be a member of a club who would have me as a member...Groucho
Marks.

T.U.R.D. (because I'm a farter)

Usquequaque in fimus, tantum sublimitas varius.

Youth passes, but with luck immaturity can last a lifetime.

"Don't sweat the small shit"

I don't hang out here much anymore...

Hey! Hier kommt Alex
Vorhang auf fur seine Horrorshow

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

RIP Raffi Quaderi
Love&Miss You.
1989 - 2007

I dont want to go to hell when I die...I hate family reunions....

T.U.R.D. ( because I'm a stinker)

"We are just 3 little brain cells, trying to find our way in the world."