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View Profile for shiyguyx81shiyguyx81
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 01:37 AM
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That is gross,wrong,yucky,horribl e,and all other words i didnt mention.

Are you still talking???

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 01:44 AM
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Comment in reply to shiyguyx81's original comment

how would she wipe herself?

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View Profile for shiyguyx81shiyguyx81
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 01:50 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

I think she just rubs her ass on the roll. or has her dog lick it clean

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 01:58 AM
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Comment in reply to shiyguyx81's original comment

how does she cook? how does she do anything,,shudder, shudder!!!!

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View Profile for shiyguyx81shiyguyx81
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 02:06 AM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

Well umm.... *ponders*....oh hell i dont give a shi*. My naisl are short and i like em' Well i'll tell ya one thing if she was a lezbo..i'd hate to be on the other end.

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View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 02:15 AM
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Comment in reply to shiyguyx81's original comment

ha ha ha ha! she is a natural blonde as well!!!!!

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View Profile for GatorbaitGatorbait
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 08:28 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

When you think about it, she'd have to have someone to dress her, comb her hair, bathe her, or nearly anything else anyone does with their hands

I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.

This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.

 
View Profile for CoinCoin
Posted on Jan 22, 2006 at 03:30 PM
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Comment in reply to likeaneagle's original comment

I wonder how she wipes herself too. GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


 
View Profile for Izzy3150Izzy3150
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 02:16 AM
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I'm not letting her scratch my back!

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hot and nice, but she's going out with your friend!" - Israel "Izzy3150"

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 06:24 AM
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Comment in reply to Izzy3150's original comment

i dont blame you. you dont where those have been, shudder shudder!

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View Profile for CaptainSpankCaptainSpank
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 09:48 PM
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Comment in reply to Izzy3150's original comment

what about letting her scratch your agates!

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View Profile for CoinCoin
Posted on Jan 22, 2006 at 03:32 PM
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Comment in reply to Izzy3150's original comment

I wouldn't let her touch ANYTHING OF MINE.


 
View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 09:24 AM
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There's no way I'd ever let my wife do that. With those nails she couldn't cook or clean or do laundry or rub my back.

I'd like to see that woman fold a set of sheets with those nails.

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View Profile for aph21aph21
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 03:24 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

I don't think she coud do much of anything with those nails.

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I'm getting too old for this kid thing...

 
View Profile for CoinCoin
Posted on Jan 22, 2006 at 03:35 PM
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Comment in reply to Monkey's original comment

I would like to see her pick her nose.


 
View Profile for CptDeathCptDeath
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 11:45 AM
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and yet another post where the only thing for me left to do ist to askk:


WHY would you do sth like that???though for not breaking those

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View Profile for MilanneMilanne
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 03:30 PM
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how does she do that! i have to put nailgrowth miracle shit on my nails every couple days just to get em to hang over my finger a millimeter! it's just nooooott faaaiiirrr!

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 11:23 PM
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Comment in reply to Milanne's original comment

There's your problem. You're using that god damned metric system.
A millimeter is .03937 inches. Try that.

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View Profile for cnypecnype
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 03:49 PM
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WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


 
View Profile for WolfWolf
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 03:56 PM
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GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

THAT CHICK IS UGLY!!!


 
View Profile for Lord-BatesLord-Bates
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 04:20 PM
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OMG she has probs and i thing shes a little drunk to do something so stupiedand needs to think and looks like a cow

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View Profile for AreolaAreola
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 05:36 PM
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Not only is that disgusting, and not only must we ask why, but more importantly I would like to know how? I seem to break a nail everyday....

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View Profile for cragfirecragfire
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 06:15 PM
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Comment in reply to Areola's original comment

And She painted her nails how long would that take

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View Profile for cragfirecragfire
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 06:15 PM
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Comment in reply to Areola's original comment

And She painted her nails how long would that take

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View Profile for jackhammerjackhammer
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 07:01 PM
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too bad Howard Hughs isn't around to fall in love with her.... he was just as perved.....

semmer down now....

 
View Profile for familyguyfanfamilyguyfan
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 07:26 PM
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i wounder if she breaks . nail daily.

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View Profile for zman14zman14
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 07:58 PM
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WELL GOOD GOLLY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!

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View Profile for mellowkatmellowkat
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 09:33 PM
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Now that is just grotesque!!! Wouldnt you like to be born or marry rich so you could spend your time doing crappy shit like this instead of being productive.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in
Australia. And if you give me any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small
hours and put a bat up your night dress!

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View Profile for MonkeyMonkey
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 11:28 PM
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Comment in reply to mellowkat's original comment

A fellow human being that enjoys being productive!!!

I'm the same way. Why sleep when I can get something done?

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The True Warrior is one who conquers oneself

Heaven is having sex all the time and not needing Kleenex or coat hangers.

 
View Profile for CaptainSpankCaptainSpank
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 09:50 PM
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She is ugly, disgusting, freaky....and she probably stinks!

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ALL HAIL THE SPANK

PS. I love boobs!

 
View Profile for likeaneaglelikeaneagle
Posted on Jan 19, 2006 at 01:39 AM
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Comment in reply to CaptainSpank's original comment

at least i dont stink!!!!!!!!

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View Profile for boatman_68boatman_68
Posted on Jan 17, 2006 at 10:39 PM
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Hand job anyone.................................................

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View Profile for x_cUtIe_xx_cUtIe_x
Posted on Jan 18, 2006 at 07:31 PM
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Thats gotta hurt

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View Profile for ShortStuffShortStuff
Posted on Jan 18, 2006 at 09:45 PM
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Wat d f*#k, how does she do anyting?

































Wat d f#%k, how does she do anyting







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View Profile for hillmillhillmill
Posted on Jan 19, 2006 at 02:19 AM
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would I like to see her use a knife and a fork


 
View Profile for DUDEDUDE
Posted on Jan 19, 2006 at 05:28 PM
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vive le Québec libre !


 
View Profile for CoinCoin
Posted on Jan 22, 2006 at 03:29 PM
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That is GROSS! How does she wipe her behind?


 
View Profile for izzy77izzy77
Posted on Jan 24, 2006 at 02:34 AM
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Comment in reply to Coin's original comment

maybe she's got a beday toilet?


 
View Profile for lexchel13lexchel13
Posted on Jan 22, 2006 at 04:17 PM
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that is so creppy

hobo_jim is cute he is so cute cuter then zman14

 
View Profile for maccx_pmaccx_p
Posted on Jan 25, 2006 at 09:37 AM
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Amazing, her goal in life, to have the worlds longest finger nails...Why!?

Peace

 
View Profile for totster18totster18
Posted on Jan 27, 2006 at 02:38 PM
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Will someone please tell me WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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View Profile for CBCB
Posted on Feb 10, 2006 at 11:51 PM
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ok, besides the fact that you guys think she's ulgy, nasty, stinky, gross, and shrudder at the thought of how could she do anything with those hands,
keep in mind that her hair is comb neatly, dressed properly, clothes are clean, her nails are polished clean, facial features and body is neatly intact.

...but, those curvey, hideous nails......

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View Profile for weswes
Posted on Feb 13, 2006 at 08:24 AM
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Whatta nutcase, plain nasty!

Live & let live... such is life.
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Gonna start over and say... whatever!

 
View Profile for hornybchhornybch
Posted on Feb 17, 2006 at 10:04 PM
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wat would she do when she was lonely n horny ? oooh i dnt wanan think bout it

im a self pleasure junkie

 
View Profile for sweetbirdysweetbirdy
Posted on Dec 05, 2007 at 08:14 AM
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Now this is just outright cry for help!! Who What Why/ I'll tell you... FOR ATTENTION ONLY!!! she must have not had enough Daddy time with her father... Nasty dirty NUTSO

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