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AunTime
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:07 PM
1,154 tokens, 1 week wasted

Now thatz a beer gut

"Someday the Dream Will End"

"I need a passport for my brain, my mind travels." -Papoose [Can't Stop the
Reign]

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kiepay
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:25 PM
1,770 tokens, 1.71 weeks wasted

And look how proud he is!!

Be kind to your children, they ultimately choose your nursing home.

Nominated for Best Signature: "Who are all these kids and why do they keep
calling my mom?"

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ramrock
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:29 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

one big burp and fart will take care of 1/2 of it...he is just verrrrrry bloated

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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softpretzel025
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:32 PM
152 tokens, 9.95 hours wasted

I give him mad props for being able to swallow a watermellon whole.

I do believe it's true
That there are roads left in both of our shoes
If the silence takes you then I hope it takes me too
So brown eyes I hold you near
Cause you're the only song I want to hear
A melody softly soaring through my atmosphere

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ramrock
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:45 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

Comment in reply to softpretzel025's original comment

very good one

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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person
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:47 PM
198 tokens, 3.86 days wasted

he is very pink.

*signature*

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manguy
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:54 PM
97 tokens, 12.05 hours wasted

Comment in reply to person's original comment

LOL hahahahah
He is very pink!!!

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Dec 16, 2005 at 06:11 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted

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Must be a recent sunburn.

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Squall780

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Katt
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:52 PM
13,393 tokens, 1.68 months wasted

Ohhhh... I want to pop him with a pin!

I enjoy bacon.

Pie chart.

Team Shortbus is GO!

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ramrock
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 10:31 PM
6,150 tokens, 1.48 months wasted

Comment in reply to Katt's original comment

yah know I was thinking that same thing,see if he will pop!!!

I had a signature here just a minute ago..............

darn dogs must have chewed it up

We have wet noses and we will lick your face

and we are sissy la-la dogs
(big babies)

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Trevor_BMPD
Posted on Dec 21, 2005 at 05:02 PM
926 tokens, 5.71 days wasted

Comment in reply to ramrock's original comment

*grabs pin* I'll be the experimenter.

(Scene cut to outside house)

*LOUD pop*

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know, at CSI: Miami we never close."

"The shit hit the fan."

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Squall780

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manguy
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 08:53 PM
97 tokens, 12.05 hours wasted

I think he needs a new t-shirt. The collar on that one is wasted.

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wes
Posted on Jul 12, 2005 at 10:12 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Must be Mr. Lee, the pregnant guy...
I'll post the link if I can find it again.
This Mr. Lee is really preg but by BS impregnation. A gift to fags!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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DEEDEE
Posted on Dec 18, 2005 at 09:31 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

Comment in reply to wes's original comment

YOU MUST FIND THAT SITE...I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT. MAN THAT LOOKS PAINFUL....GIVE HIM A MIADOL

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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wes
Posted on Dec 19, 2005 at 09:54 AM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

http://www.malepregnancy.com/

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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DEEDEE
Posted on Dec 20, 2005 at 10:26 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

Comment in reply to wes's original comment

HOLY CRAP! ITS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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wes
Posted on Dec 20, 2005 at 11:09 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Comment in reply to DEEDEE's original comment

So, you got any AVON for male stretchmarks?

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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DEEDEE
Posted on Dec 21, 2005 at 07:58 PM
1,944 tokens, 5.73 days wasted

Comment in reply to wes's original comment

sure do!

Blessed are the flexible, for they will not get bent out of shape.

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FireWolf
Posted on Feb 23, 2006 at 03:43 AM
319 tokens, 2.22 days wasted

Comment in reply to wes's original comment

I think people that hate gay people are gay themselves and just trying to hide it

keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side

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wes
Posted on Feb 24, 2006 at 06:34 PM
6,476 tokens, 1.25 months wasted

Comment in reply to FireWolf's original comment

Sure, and I have some lead you can eat too you tiny loser!

Live & let live... such is life.
* Dial-up SUX *
Gonna start over and say... whatever!

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FireWolf
Posted on Mar 04, 2006 at 10:03 PM
319 tokens, 2.22 days wasted

Comment in reply to wes's original comment

did that bother you Wesley? you not secure of your manhood? looks like you're one of the all-time top wasters by the way

(This comment was modified on Mar 04, 2006 10:05 PM)

keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side

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Sarah
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 01:51 AM
11,949 tokens, 2.26 months wasted

Damn ! That looks like it hurts !!

I don't hang out here much anymore...

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Evadrol
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 09:42 AM
94 tokens, 16.43 hours wasted

decapitate him, buy him a plane red shirt and paint a face on him, and you get... the KOOLAID MAN.

OHHHHHH YYEEEAAAHHHHHHH

Now that you have seen "The Ring", you will die in Seven Decades.

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 10:35 AM
2,759 tokens, 5.36 days wasted

i know it is august 1st. he is going to have quadruplets.

hey

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Klass34
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 12:20 PM
56 tokens, 8.23 hours wasted

When it becomes he bursts? Tomorrow? or still a week?

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Dnice5150
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 12:25 PM
1,395 tokens, 1.09 weeks wasted

A heartattack is just around the corner!

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aerozeppelin13
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 12:45 PM
2,759 tokens, 5.36 days wasted

Comment in reply to Dnice5150's original comment

yup that is going to be a painfull one

hey

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junsanchez41
Posted on Jul 13, 2005 at 01:04 PM
956 tokens, 5.43 days wasted

hey guys, watch out, it may explode anytime.

when you dont smoke you die, when you dont drink you die, so better smoke and
drink and die happy.

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motta567
Posted on Oct 08, 2005 at 10:22 PM
128 tokens, 15.48 hours wasted

That damn Atkins diet.

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likeaneagle
Posted on Oct 09, 2005 at 03:08 AM
14,686 tokens, 2.06 months wasted

Comment in reply to motta567's original comment

oh thats so gross!!!! i need another drink

swamp witch magic was useful and good and we're gunna bring hattie back!!

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BOWLMASTER
Posted on Nov 04, 2005 at 10:38 PM
122 tokens, 13.48 hours wasted

I SEE A HART ATTACK IN HIS FUTURE.

NEVER KNOCK ON DEATHS DOOR, RING THE DOORBELL AND RUN.

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onetwothree
Posted on Nov 10, 2005 at 12:33 PM
1,492 tokens, 1.06 weeks wasted

Big is cool but W-T-F!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Don't sweat the small shit"

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nyoki
Posted on Dec 25, 2005 at 10:56 PM
27 tokens, 23.98 hours wasted

eekers. it's gonna suck me through the belly button and i'll never be seen again!!! i don't like his belly button. it's really weird. though being that size . . .

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, yeah, you get the point

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