Just Kidding!!

Watching professional fishing on TV is just watching a bunch of master baiters
hold their rods

Politics is just a bunch of mass debators in one room

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps . . .

What's another word for THESAURUS?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone……..but
they’ve always worked for me. ~ Hunter S Thompson

People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will never forget how you made them feel.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...

...but you can't pick your friend's nose.