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40 comments | Posted by ramrock 31 months ago
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Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 11:01 AM
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holy shit

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Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 04:26 PM
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that was my first thought!!!

right when i found the meaning of life they changed it

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Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 02:26 AM
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I KNOWTHAT AFRO IS HUGE~!!!!!!!

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Posted on Jan 14, 2008 at 09:03 AM
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aint that some instruement!!

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Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 11:01 AM
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great, thanx ramrock, now i have to go on another drinking binge to forget this sight

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View Profile for alex657684alex657684
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 11:09 AM
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yeah, i'd run very fast too. he's kind of scary.

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View Profile for TurandotTurandot
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 11:16 AM
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... they are also long run... ... this looks like wonderbra for men... ... when you take it off...

(This comment was modified on Jun 29, 2006 03:44 PM)

... reality... sings... to often... loud...

 
View Profile for HomefriesHomefries
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 12:01 PM
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BOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 01:43 PM
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My thoughts EXACTLY !!!

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View Profile for minodudeminodude
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 06:14 PM
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to me, it seems like how african women stretch out their necks too

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View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 12:19 PM
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So they dont get gourd by a bull?


 
View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 12:52 PM
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ROFL!!
I'll run away too!!

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for he shall never be disappointed"
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View Profile for crazylocacrazyloca
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 01:19 PM
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OMG... That guy is scary looking, but i think the pic has alot to do with what," His Package" is under that thing.lol

(This comment was modified on Jun 29, 2006 01:21 PM)

PLAY WITH FIRE YOUR GONNA GET BURNT!!!!!!!!!!

 
View Profile for txqtee03txqtee03
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 01:32 PM
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and African American women don't

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View Profile for ArchArch
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 01:34 PM
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Also why female missionary members go missing for weeks at a time, only to return to the place of "capture."

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View Profile for RedSoxNationRedSoxNation
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 02:13 PM
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Pardon me but....do you have any grey poupon?

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View Profile for CrazyBCrazyB
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 03:17 PM
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So african's do have fun after all!


I need to take a visit up there for a while.

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View Profile for TurandotTurandot
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 03:36 PM
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... wouldn't you be scared?... ... or frozen to death ...
... love the first part with African does have fun... ...

... reality... sings... to often... loud...

 
View Profile for CrazyBCrazyB
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 06:00 PM
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Of course.....I would probably need To bring some manly dude with me to protect me.

Stop trying to live the "good moral life". You can't. You wanna know why?
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View Profile for OrangeJuiceOrangeJuice
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 07:16 PM
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Africa isnt that bad & scary. But depends where in Africa you plan to go

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View Profile for TurandotTurandot
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 03:02 AM
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.gif"

(This comment was modified on Jun 30, 2006 04:05 AM)

... reality... sings... to often... loud...

 
View Profile for SoR_AWCSoR_AWC
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 03:30 PM
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They dont have to run
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Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 09:09 PM
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Argh! Run away!

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View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 04:44 PM
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i blushed watching that

(This comment was modified on Jun 29, 2006 04:44 PM)

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View Profile for TurandotTurandot
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 06:42 AM
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... you're not that fast runner, or what?... you should

... reality... sings... to often... loud...

 
View Profile for viktoria_javiktoria_ja
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 07:14 AM
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yes i guess i should

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View Profile for mypurpose83mypurpose83
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 05:11 PM
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that dude isn't african you idiots! haha how funny is that NOT..and by the way only certain TRIBES look like that..and that shell on his penis was for protection from animals..in their native land that is beautiful..respect it! not everyone wants to be starved, skinny and white..

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View Profile for noahsalynoahsaly
Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 08:02 AM
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protected from the baby goats I bet


 
View Profile for DWM151DWM151
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 05:31 PM
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all I know is that it's goona deprive his brain of oxygen when he pops wood. Maybe that is why he has the absent expression on his face, brain damage due to oxygen deprivation.


 
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Posted on Jul 01, 2006 at 12:19 AM
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ROFL was waiting for that connection to be made!!

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View Profile for teknineteknine
Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 11:21 PM
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Holy F*#!ing shiat, tha's an animal...I hope he has a permit for that.

Can't choke that!!! He's gonna have to get the Crocodile Hunter jus to tie that shiat down!!!

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Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 03:54 AM
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LMAO!!!

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Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 11:30 PM
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Roll your tongue back up into your mouth Sarah.

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View Profile for KattKatt
Posted on Jun 30, 2006 at 12:09 AM
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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View Profile for macxtcmacxtc
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 08:43 PM
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FUCKIN DUMB ASS: THIS IS NOT AN AFRICAN!
HE'S PROBABLY FROM PAPA NEW GUNIA

DUMB FUCKIN ASS


 
View Profile for NatNat
Posted on Jul 08, 2006 at 09:30 PM
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i think i'm gonna barf.


 
View Profile for fivers_gurlfivers_gurl
Posted on Jul 10, 2006 at 02:15 PM
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I dunno you guys, I think the sexy thing is the hair....

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View Profile for noahsalynoahsaly
Posted on Apr 27, 2007 at 08:07 AM
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Yeah one time when I was wearing a gourd they took a picture of me like this.... man was THAT embarassing!

*holds two fingers up* Like APPLE PIE
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Posted on Sep 20, 2007 at 07:47 PM
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where is this guy from?


 
View Profile for shirtkickershirtkicker
Posted on Oct 18, 2007 at 04:51 PM
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Papua New Guinea.


Yeah...

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